Sofia Magalhães Pereira
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Perfect IF you like being ripped off and gaslighted. If you book Can Aire (which features 3 beds on their website and Instagram), do not , I repeat do not expect 3 beds to be there on arrival. Apparently, you're supposed to access a Dropbox link with over 50 pictures after making your reservation; and it is entirely on you if one bed is missing from those 50 pictures. Can 3 Formentera takes great care to mention that they are not a hotel but a “tourist apartment complex”, however, should your definition of an “apartment” include a working kitchen I’m afraid you should brace yourself for sink and fridge only. A fried egg in this “apartment” will be as unattainable as its 3rd bed… If however you are a masochist, this will be the perfect “tourist apartment complex” for you because there is absolutely no chance whatsoever that the manager will ever admit any wrongdoing; you are totally incompetent and it is a surprise no one has ever told you in the 50 years you have graced this Earth. You clearly are blind to see the corridor they blocked to the 3rd room and you surely will be imagining the fact that there is a license sign (#6271) for a 3 bedroom apartment next door and not the 2 bedroom “2/3rds of an apartment” you arrived to (without a license sign). While I understand that renting out 3 licensed houses to 4 different parties might be good for the bottom line, I'd caution against it if your aim is to get good reviews. In fact, I'd dare say that the manager’s motto is “We Aim to Disappoint” because notwithstanding the 3rd missing room debacle I was called back to pay an extra 25 euros for the unpriced rosé placed next to the welcome card since it was... so obviously for sale; how could I have been so dumb not to see the price tag that was not there? I could recommend the interior design but since I am an incompetent, blind, delusional and dumb guest, I won’t even try. I do however need to point out the amazing Air Conditioning that just about saved me from melting out of frustration and the diligent work of the cleaning staff. Can 3 Formentera is a hospitality disappointment because of its leadership. It is proof that no decent interior design will ever trump a passive aggressive management. Here customers do not reign supreme, they are always wrong and as such should serve supreme. Pity that was also not featured on their website because I'd have made sure to stay away.
Attachments : the 2/3 Reality
