frank s
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A really beautiful hotel in a great location. I love the little touches, which includes wood room keys (love them!).
Can someone please explain how this shower makes it thru so many levels of approval in the modern era? How is putting the controls BEHIND the door even a thought, but an idea that made it past the drawing board?!? Thumbs up Man of Genius, "Mr. Shower Controls Behind-The-Door Engineer" that has never used a shower. This tribute is for you!
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Opening with a dramatic, echoed power chord, like the intro to "The Final Countdown" by Europe)
Announcer (Pete Stacker-style, deeply serious and full of mock reverence): Today, we raise an ice-cold Bud Light to you, Mr. Shower Controls Behind-The-Door Engineer!
(Dave Bickler-style singer, belting out a soaring, synth-backed vocal): Behind that door! Architect of fear!
Announcer: You could have placed the temperature controls right next to the shower head, where any civilized nation has put them for a century. But you are no mere builder; you are a psychologist!
(Singer): A Pshyyyy-cho-lo-gist!
Announcer: You knew that the simple act of taking a shower was lacking a vital component: trauma. You have perfected the morning surprise, forcing every man to perform a frantic, splash-zone-reaching yoga move just to avoid an involuntary, pre-caffeinated scream of agony!
(A dramatic drum fill, followed by a sustained high note from the singer): The agony! It burns!
Announcer: You see the panic in our eyes, the desperate dance as we recoil from the scalding jet, and you smile, knowing you've started our day with a thrilling, entirely unnecessary, near-death experience. And for that, we salute your utterly pointless, yet deeply felt, Satanic genius!
(Singer, hitting a ridiculous, operatic high note that cracks slightly): Yeeeeeesss, Sa-taaaanic Geeeen-iuuuus!
Announcer: So crack open a Bud Light, you lord of lukewarm liquids, and bask in the knowledge that millions of us hate your tiny, water-logged heart!
(Fade in the iconic "Real Men of Genius" musical riff, then cut to the crisp sound of a Bud Light can opening.)
Announcer: Bud Light.