Ashley D.
Yelp
If you are expecting a dolphin cruise this is not for you. We did not see any dolphins and no attempts were made to point out or try to see them. The workers did a great job entertaining the kids and my children (ages 8 and 4) did enjoy themselves. However, as an adult, we watched people throwing up in trash cans and had to move from our seats since she was right above us, adults were falling all over the place (and not because they couldn't find their sea legs), dancing way to inappropriately for a "kids dance party", and just being obnoxiously drunk. The unlimited free drinks are great, my husband and I enjoyed a drink, but the goal should not be to get drunk and have total strangers be responsible for your children. I wouldn't consider myself a prude, maybe others would disagree, but this is targeted to children and in my opinion you cannot mix unlimited drinks and children with SOME class of people.
The positives of this cruise were the kids got to participate in a water gun fight, face painting, musical chairs, search for missing gold, finding "treasure", and certificates to be honorary pirates. You can also purchase your photo (without frame) for $10 which I felt was reasonable.
I would recommend you wear a hat and make sure to wear sunscreen, shade is very limited. Also make sure not to wear your hair down, I made that mistake and instantly regretted it.
I'll end with this, I completely understand that the way others act cannot necessarily be the responsibility of the workers, however they should reserve the right to cut people off after so many or give you vouchers for a limited number of drinks. This would help alleviate certain people from overindulging and ruining the experience for those around them.