Hunt B.
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I rarely pan a restaurant, but Caramba was exceptional bad with both the food prep and the waiter experience. I won't come back because, for the very high price, I don't want to risk another terrible experience.
The food: I ordered sea food a la carte, including lobster, conch and snapper. I chose to have them grilled. All of my seafood was over cooked and damp as if steamed and not grilled. My conch and lobster were like shoe leather.
The portion size for the rice & beans was about 1/2 cup, where all other places I've eaten at these last three weeks in Belize gave you a cup. The salad was the same size. Odd.
The service: Marshal, who greeted me, was wonderful. I had to wait 20 minutes for a table, which is reasonable. I wish Marshal had been my waiter.
My waiter was indifferent. After i ate my entree, i was messaging my wife (not present). My waiter came with the credit card machine and hovered over me while I finished messaging my wife. He clearly and rudely wanted to turn over my table quickly. I had neither beer, appetizer nor dessert and my bill was ~$240 BZ. For that much, he could have waited a couple minutes.
If you want to contrast this with similar food at another restaurant a few blocks south, look at my review of El Fodon.