Agnes G.
Yelp
It pains me to write this review. I have been coming to this hotel for 3 decades and I have always loved the quirkiness of the place. It's always fun to see the available rooms, soak in the fun vibe, enjoy a clean stay at a budget price, and hang out with the cat.
Well, my recent stay included none of those things (except the cat).
We booked the last room available on this particular trip, so didn't get to choose from any others. Or possibly the person at the front desk -- who was someone we didn't recognize this time and seemed a bit grumpy (but past times we've encountered a jovial, friendly person) -- didn't feel like giving us any choice.
It was a room we'd stayed in a couple years ago but, sadly, the experience was sorely lacking. The first thing I noticed was they no longer give you plastic cups. Each room has a small sink and it was nice to have cups for drinking or teeth brushing. And, although they provide a bath towel for each person, there were no hand towels or washcloths (which maybe didn't matter because we couldn't get warm water in the sink to wash up until the next morning... it was ice cold!) We were two people in a triple so we had 3 bath towels. Which was good because I had to use one to cover the stain on the bedsheet. I don't know if the sheets weren't washed or what, but there was a dark blob there when I turned the cover down. Ew.
The heat from the radiator was blasting. It was not a cozy heat -- it was unbearable. And there's really no way to regulate the radiator, so we opened the window as far as it would go to compensate. Unfortunately, the window opened into the narrow well that is bordered on all sides by walls, so it was not much relief even in the dead of winter.
There was a very very small (about 1 foot square) mirror in the room over the sink. It was at waist level so, combined with the dim lighting, there was almost no way to comfortably do hair, makeup, contact lenses, etc. without contorting yourself and wrenching your back while ducking and leaning over the sink.
There were 2 inner doors in the room, each was locked shut but had pretty wide gaps (as all doors do in this older building). That would not bother me if on the other side of one of the doors was a bathroom. The people in the room next door used the bathroom several times during the night and we were awakened by the very loud (like, as if they were right next to your ear!) sounds of peeing, pooping, and flushing.
The entire hallway smelled strongly of cigarette smoke. This was disgusting and, unfortunately, is the second time we've experienced this on the "C" floor.
The icing on the cake was the price, and what prompted me to write the review. This hotel used to be appropriately priced as a no-frills accommodation, on par with the hostels in the city. It's still slightly cheaper than many hotels, but offers even fewer frills (which is hard to believe) and seems to be skimping on the usual cleanliness, friendliness, and comfort.
Tips:
-Avoid the "C" floor if cigarette smoke bothers you
-There are no elevators so make sure you are ok with climbing up a few floors to your room
-The cat(s) may come into the rooms so be aware of this if you have an allergy
-There is nobody at the desk in the late evening/early morning hours so don't lose your keys or try to get assistance
-Many rooms (especially triples) provide no bedside table/nightstand
-Get coffee in the neighborhood, not in the lobby (if it's even available)
-Do admire the Banksy pieces in the corridors and near the front door (he once lived and worked in the Carlton!) and the Egyptian-themed hallway on the "D" floor