Kelly A.
Yelp
I had a job up at crunchy Unity College and I was wondering what to eat for lunch so I asked and they said go see the funky Amish dude, he sells sausages that are to die for.
OK, a weird Amish dude, I said, are we in Central Maine or in Western Pennsylvania?
No, No, there is an Amish community here in Unity, we are not playing with your head!! Just down the road.
So I drove up and down the road looking for this joint. Turns out it does have a tiny little sign where you should turn off, but at 55 MPH you would be excused for not being able to read it.
What I ended up doing was going to this wonderful retro style general store ("Amish bakery, community store, and metal roofing") like you have still in Maine, selling everything from double-headed axes to freshly-baked fruit pies. Filled with Amish people like out of the movies or something!! Never having seen real Amish people, I was super freaked out. It's not just a Harrison Ford vehicle, they really do exist!!
And they directed me back to the sausage store, which turns out to be about a mile down an unpaved mudtrail, past the Insta-Shed collection, around the pony enclosure, and then you stumble upon a shack that looks like it was put up about 6 months ago, all fresh-hewn timbers and with that "new shed smell" that real Mainers crave.
Well, there was an "OPEN" shingle (made of wood, of course) hanging out, so that was a good start, as it turns out that this place is only open a few days a week.
Inside: indeed a huge Amish dude with the full-on ZZtop-style beard, the broad-brimmed hat that puts the 15 in the 10-gallon, coarse-cut cloth, a New Testament on the counter, and a huge smile and a welcome stranger you have never been here before??
This is a one-man show, this dude does all the work himself. Making the sausages, and there are many varieties listed on the multiple chalkboards hanging behind him.
So many sausages: smoked duck, chorizo, bratwurst, long ones, dark ones, fat ones,
And cold cuts: hams and bologna and this and that.
I just picked up a random set of 4 links and a half-pound of sweet baloney.
OK, cut to the chase, how were the goods? I would say, and I have eaten innumerable sausages all over the world, that these are some of the best that I have ever tasted. Fresh, smoky, chunky, intense, primeval, like the force of nature Amish giant who turns them out.
If I were not under the control of an Inner Vegan, I would consider moving to Unity and assuming an obligate sausage diet. The product here is that good.
But talking to the guy, he seemed pretty ambivalent about his profession. He seems to really like making the sausage, maybe not so much selling it. And I guess he gets lots of crap from the health authorities because he does not seem to use electricity to cool the meat. That's Big Government for you!! It would be a shame if they shut him down, because this is a real Maine-style treasure: Strong, Authentic, Opinionated, Tasty.