Grant S.
Yelp
The Cherry Bar would have to be the most overrated bar in Australia! I have given this place multiple chances over the years and while I have never enjoyed the place, it just keeps getting worse every time I go back. I can not think of a single positive thing to say about the place!
Now, before I start, I want to just say a few things so that people can see that Im reviewing this objectively:
1. I have never been kicked out of the Cherry Bar
2. I have never been refused entry to the Cherry Bar
3. I dont know the owner and dont even know who they are
4. I dont know any of the bar staff or security staff and dont have any personal issue with any of them or anyone else involved with the Cherry Bar
5. I normally give positive reviews - my average review is 4 stars
6. I am covered in tattoos and used to have long hair - thus I fit into the "rock n roll" look required in a bar like this
7. I like a lot of bars and pubs similar to this - but just not this one
8, A lot of my friends like the place and frequent it a lot - Ive tried to like it but just cant
Ive been to the Cherry Bar numerous times over the years and back in the day the problems would start at the front door. The usual conversation with the bouncer would go as follows:
Me: Hello
Bouncer: Its a private function
Me: no its not - its the Cherry Bar
Bouncer: ok - go in
Now what on earth is the point in playing mind games with patrons when you are just going to let them in anyway???? It just antagonizes people for no reason whatsoever and creates a vibe of aggression...
Then, if I was with anyone more clean cut looking, they wouldnt want to let them in and Id have to talk them into letting them in (which to be fair, they did). As I mentioned earlier, Ive never been refused entry but this sort of thing is just a pain in the arse to have to put up with and leaves a very bad taste in peoples mouths.
The last time I went there was earlier this year. Now this time the bouncer was fine - he let me in with a smile!!!! But then the problem started a metre later with the woman collecting the cover charge. The cover charge was $10 - which like all cover charges is simply a licence to spend more money in a venue... The woman insisted on giving me a stamp on my wrist - even though I didnt want one. I was happy to pay the cover charge and since I dont smoke, I had no need to go outside and get back in - yet she insisted on the stamp. So I held out my left arm for the stamp and then she insisted that the stamp go on the right wrist as opposed to the left!!!!! I can never ever remember something so pedantic in a pub!!!!
Once inside, the story is exactly the same every time:
1. It is simply way to loud to actually hear anything anyone says to you - there is no way of having a conversation in this place because the music is far too loud
2. EVERY SINGLE TIME I have been there I have had drug dealers offering to sell me drugs. I dont go out for this and shouldnt have to put up with it. The police would do well to raid this place.
3. Inside, the place absolutely stinks. It feels like it has never ever been ventolated in its entire lifespan!
4. As Jackie D has mentioned, there are milk crates for seating - you would think that by charging a $10 cover charge they would have the money to buy chairs of some sort.........
5. A large percentage of the crowd are absolutely obnoxious, pretentious and way too cool - even by rock n roll standards! There is an obvious arrogance amongst a lot of this crowd - but I really cant see hanging out in a stinking cesspool like the Cherry Bar as something to be proud of - let alone arrogant about!!!!
In conclusion, I understand that the Cherry Bar plays on the idea of being a "dive bar" but I think that other reviewers are being far too tolerant of this aspect. I the place had only one of its negative attributes such as the smell, the milkcrates, the cover charge, the toilets, the drug dealers, the staff etc, then Ive got no issue with it, but when every single aspect of the pub is like this then I must question it. Personally, I believe that the place lacks a simple element of self respect and Im amazed that people are actually so tolerant of it - let alone give it 4 or 5 stars!!!! But, whatever floats your boat...
Last time I went there was because it was the only chance to catch up with a friend from interstate who was only in Melbourne for one night and had heard of the place but never been before. And yet again it was still awful - nothing had changed.
Unless I am paid to do so, I will not be going back to the Cherry Bar.