Jasmine A.
Yelp
For our seven night stay in DC, we chose Citizen M as the price was on the lower end (these days, under $200 a night is "cheap"), and it was in an excellent location -- close to everything, but not in the middle of all the hubbub (although there really isn't any hubbub in DC). The downside, however, was that it was one of those "micro" rooms, but if you want a somewhat affordable price, you have to sacrifice size. (To maximize the small space, the "bathroom" was one of those shower stall/toilet combos, although there was at least a division between the toilet and shower, which is not always the case.)
Citizen M is trying to cater to younger people, as is evident from the decor and iPad-controlled lights/window blinds/TV/air conditioner in the room. While the decor was funky and the lighting was pretty cool (using the iPad, you could change the color of the lighting in the "bathroom"), as someone over the age of 40, I value cleanliness and peace and quiet over cool lights and technology.
At first Citizen M seemed to pass the noise test (excluding the bells from the nearby church waking us up every morning at 7am), but on the penultimate night, there was a so much noise which didn't stop until about 2am. All evening long, we could hear a constant rumble of talking and music, punctuated with what sounded like explosions from an action movie, making it difficult to fall asleep. The noise became even louder around 12:30am, and we went to investigate where it could have been coming from, even going outside to try and determine the source. However, we could not figure out where the noise was coming from -- it did not appear to be coming from another room or from a nearby building.
We complained, and an employee walked around the hotel and checked other floors for the source of the noise, but she couldn't figure it out either. It was a complete mystery, and we wondered if it were coming from a completely different part of the hotel and due to the way the vents were designed, we had the unfortunate luck of having all the noise funnelled directly into OUR room. The noise finally stopped around 2am.
Another issue we had was the lack of air conditioning. Either the AC in the hotel sucked or the AC was malfunctioning in our room, because it was sweltering and I was drenched in sweat every night. However, the staff claimed the AC was working. Between the heat and the noise, I did not have once restful night.
I was going to give Citizen M four stars, and even though they deserve two stars due to the noise and lack of air conditioning, I'll give it three stars, as aside from the heat and noise, it was a pretty decent hotel. In addition to the excellent location, they had a nice rooftop bar; they offered a decent breakfast buffet (although at $20, it was expensive); they had a comfortable lounge and plenty of seating if you wanted to relax; and the staff was excellent. It's a shame that the AC wasn't working and the noise that one night was absolutely unbearable. A decent hotel, but with some major flaws. (Also, the shower leaked a bit into our room.)
[Yelp collections: East Coast 2022; Washington, DC 2022; Hotels]