Kimberly S.
Yelp
We recently booked a 2 hour Potomac River Brunch Cruise aboard the Odyssey, departing at 11:30am. We have booked holiday cruises (Thanksgiving) twice previously with the same company, neither aboard the Odyssey. As usual, parking is a nightmare in the area, as Hornblower does not have a dedicated parking lot. Street parking is scarce and very tightly controlled. The nearest public parking structure is approximately $45, and is about 2-3 blocks away. Not horrible, but not super convenient either. There is no place to wait if you arrive early - you'll be standing around if you aren't lucky enough to land one of 2-3 benches. If it's hot, beware - there is limited shade. That said, once they begin boarding, the process is smooth and fairly fast. The Odyssey is a long/wide vessel with glass sides and top, which allows for excellent views along the way. The ride is very smooth - you won't get seasick. Unfortunately, the glass top/sides contributes to two issues: when the sun is out in summer, it's HOT (although there is A/C aboard - it really can't keep up) and the acoustics are dreadful. More on that later.
We were a party of 4, seated in the most forward and starboard (right side) table, in the corner. The views were epic! Unfortunately, directly behind us was a table of six ladies celebrating an event. When I booked the tickets, my vision of a "brunch cruise" was fairly sedate. What we got was an altogether different experience more akin to a Booze Cruise/Party Barge ambience. The ladies behind us were served at least 3 rounds of shots (in addition to full-sized cocktails AND the complimentary Mimosas) before we even left the dock. As you can imagine, as their BAC rose, so too did the volume of their celebration. As we left the dock, they were already screaming/singing at top volume as well as twerking and gyrating practically on top of OUR table (as well as theirs). I'm glad they were having a good time, but the volume of their party was so loud that we couldn't even converse at our table. I just did not expect an 11:30am Brunch Cruise to be this rowdy! Sadly, the DJ catered to these very enthusiastic ladies and played music far more suitable to a 10pm Nightclub audience rather than an 11:30am Brunch audience. I was VERY disappointed that cruise management aboard didn't seem to have awareness of how a couple of tables of people CLEARLY looking to have a Booze Cruise/Party Barge experience would impact the experience of people expecting a different (Brunch cruise) ambience. On top of that, being in the corner, all of the noise bounced and was amplified on our table. It was awful. We could not even have a conversation with each other.
Now, onto the good stuff. Our server (Dee) was exceptional. Truly, an asset to the company! Dee was professional, prompt, attentive and in every way awesome. The food was excellent! The buffet was refreshed and all the food was hot (or cold) as indicated and super yummy!
In future, if I decide to book again, I will /call/ to create my booking and be sure that we're going to have the ambiance/experience we are expecting. I have NO problem with people who want to do a Booze Cruise/Party Barge experience, but that is /not/ what I'm looking for if I book an 11:30am Brunch cruise. People who want the Booze Cruise/Party Barge experience should NOT be catered to if they inappropriately book a Brunch Cruise experience.
I was so embarrassed that I had brought my out of town guest aboard after I had bragged so hard about how cool this experience would be and it was just loud, unruly, and vulgar.