Jeff S.
Yelp
I've said it before... there are places that continue to exists simply because of a name made for themselves some time in the past.
Clanton's fits that description perfectly. At least based on my one (and probably only) visit.
We'd planned on taking The Kid to Silver Dollar City over fall break, so we headed up on a Sunday. I'd already learned that Clanton's is closed on Sundays, so I dialed back my plans and decided we'd stop in on Monday, coming back home.
After a veritable food desert in Branson, I was feverishly looking forward to Clanton's Fried Chicken. (Notice the all caps there? That's how it had been hyped on "Diners Drive-ins and Dives" and numerous other Interweb articles.
So imagine my utter disappointment when our server told us they no longer serve the bone-in chicken. Just a grilled or chicken fried chicken breast.
I think I hurt her feelings a little bit because I was literally unable to hold in my letdown.
Like most other places, Clanton's is on a pared down pandemic menu with limited options. Figuring to at least get a meal I could rate evenly, I opted for the Chicken Fried Steak. The Wife had Chicken and Dressing, and The Kid went with Grilled Chicken Breast and fries. All came with a rather small and anemic side salad, which we ate prettily rapidly.
The food arrived pretty quickly. The Wife's chicken and dressing looked and tasted quite good. The chicken was a little dry, but overall a decent effort.
The Kid's grilled chicken had a lot of potential, and just fell short. Overly dry and possessing an odd flavor that made me think of teriyaki marinade. This could have off the charts with a little overnight brine or dry brine for a few hours, and a quick grill. As it was, neither The Kid nor I had much of an interest in it.
As for my CFS, I've had worse, but not by much. Pounded so thin it only had one side, it just wasn't good. Bland breading, little to no seasoning, and not much meat to speak of. I daresay Clanton's didn't make any kind of name for themselves serving stuff like this.
Overall, what had been a very anticipated visit turned into anything but.
I'm sure there's a dedicated group of locals who will keep Clanton's afloat simply out of some sort of hometown loyalty. But for anyone bopping up or down I-40, there's better grub to be had within an hour either side of Vinita, so keep that hammer down and keep on keepin' on.