Kaja C.
Yelp
Overall, the facility is nice and no one cares what you look like so you should feel comfortable, but if you don't speak German, you will feel awkward. If you're a germaphobe, this is NOT the place for you.
We decided to go on a cold and rainy day in Cologne.
It wasn't being in a different country, or having everyone around me naked that made me feel uncomfortable...it was the language barrier. Given that this place seems to have such a large number of foreign visitors (we heard MANY languages), signs in additional languages would be SO helpful. I felt like I was doing something wrong the entire time; therefore, it was hard to relax. There is no one to ask questions of and no one to help you figure things out. You also feel awkward asking other guests as everyone is there to relax and doesn't want to be bothered.
Things we didn't read in the reviews prior to attending:
- you pay at the end, not the beginning (the electronic bracelet you receive checks your time and anything extra you pay for)
- save $$ by bringing your own towel/robe
- if this is an unexpected visit, you can buy swimsuit on site and rent robes/towels
- ASK TO RENT SANDALS...we thought everyone would be barefoot given the amount of pools/spas/etc. We thought wrong and felt awkward...
- the saltwater sauna is actually very difficult to breathe in. I felt like it was burning my throat and nostrils and therefore didn't last long.
- memorize a few basic German words (male, female, locker room, drinking water, etc) before you go
- some saunas are on a strict schedule...the boards in front tell you when each sauna will run.
- there is a relaxation room with soothing music and comfortable beds. Head in there to take a nap! You'll be surprisingly tired at the end of the day.
For those like my husband and I who couldn't figure the best way to initially get there:
From the train station, take bus 205. It takes you right to the spa and is 1,90 euro each way.
Overall, interesting experience but it was hard to relax in a place of relaxation.