Barzo McCrasterly
Google
Nice location with a lot of foot traffic. Coffee was alright but nothing special, nicely presented. Using the app was easy enough but the prices were a little exorbitant. Service was perfect.
The food was frankly some of the most bland I have tried in a while. When I'm paying £18 for a coffee, pasty and chips they better be good. The steak and ale pasty was bland and mushy, could've been microwaved (if you're going to microwave pies you need to pre-make some shortcrust lids and give them a flash under the grill while you microwave your steak and gravy in a ramikin. Microwaved pastry is gross, don't do it). Wanted a lot more pepper and some herbs, making an actual gravy. If they don't make it from scratch it shouldn't be on the menu, let alone a tenner.
Chips should only be £1-2 extra and there should be way less, no option to order less than a sharing size. They were overcooked and rock solid and by the time I was a quarter in they were stone cold. The salad was nice but there wasn't much and the leaves were a bit wilted.
I would add that I had been on a cycle trip up and over mountains carrying an extra 15kg of luggage, and hadn't eaten a square meal in over 24 hours, and even I couldn't stomach the whole thing. Wish I'd gone to the Spoons next door instead.