Sally P.
Yelp
This is a single dish review for Colonel Tan's.
I know plenty of people RAVE about how amazing the Thai food is here.
I was dragged her to participate in a trivia night (where I ended up wanting to slap the Trivia host across the face with a metal pole), and so concurred to just eat when i got here.
Although I was thrilled to see MGD on the beer list, I just wasnt in the mood for thai. I spied a steak sandwich on the menu, and asked the bar guy "its stupid to get the sandwich in a place that specialises in Thai, right?" HIs response: "nah, i mean, its on the menu, right?!"
So I ordered it. It arrived and I was left dumbfounded. It was a Thai take on a steak sanga ( not suggested on the menu). A TRIPLE decker of those small cheap white supermarket loaf slices, completely covered in butter. With some kind of cabbage and fresh cucumber layer, and a super thin, tough bit of steak. Fries were super crisp, but the saltiest I have ever had. Weird, greasy, tiny, unappetising.
Yeah, I might have failed by ordering this dish, but it shouldnt be on the menu. Unless it's a practical joke.