John D.
Yelp
Whilst preparing for my annual adventure, with my fiancé, I stumbled across the Cosmos Mystery Area. The reviews garnered my curiosity and I added this stop to the list of attractions I had to visit during my vacation. Alas, my intrigue was premature as this dog and pony show was nothing more than smoke and mirrors. For starters, having a very young, high school age girl who had limited vocabulary outside of a poorly written script wasn't good. Secondly, the "mysterious" portions of the "tour" were easily figured out. My apparent disgust was written all over my face, it seemed to bother some of the other tour participants who had younger children. I was told to, "...just go with it.." al the whole being given dirty glares. The straw that broke the camel's back was when the guide interacted with a young, female volunteer. During their interaction the guide asked things like, "...do you pee in the pool.? Do you fart? Do you cheat on tests? Do you steal?" All the while the young girl was fearful of failing from a chair for "lying". Needless to say that after witnessing only a brief portion of the tour we had enough, we left without the "guide" noticing she was now two people lighter. The male cashier inside the souvenir shop was obviously startled when he saw us walk back in. It was apparent when he stated, "they sent you back in this way...?" He then tried to offer me some money back in order to "make things right". I was polite even though his statement was completely offensive in nature. All I can say is avoid this if you're over the age of 10, don't let your children "volunteer" and don't let children conduct your tours.