Braden P.
Yelp
Upon arrival at this awful place I was immediately greeted by the overwhelming stench of cigarette smoke coming from both inside and outside the bar. The waitresses have appalling manners and you can almost taste the condescending contempt they have for their patrons.
The seating is horrible - there are far too many tables for the amount of space that they have, and you'd better hope you don't have to use the bathroom because you'll be apologising to people for bumping into them the whole way there.
They neglect to check ID when you're ordering a drink, opting instead to take the drink off you after you've already started it. They are ridiculously strict on this policy, which is weird because they seem to be very relaxed about the health code.
Do NOT order a burger here, because they come out half cooked which, for a mince product, can actually cause crippling illness. Not only did they refuse to fix this atrocity, but they had the nerve to send 2 different people to our table to argue the point. Eventually, though, we got a replacement delivered to our table.
Don't order pizza, either, as it is paper thin, floppy and rather bland. Considering that you can get the best truffle pizza you've ever had in your life just down the road, this is really an unacceptable thing to be happening.
The drinks were rather poor, having far too much ice and not enough of the actual drink, despite fact that they cost a bit.
They told us on the phone that we could bring a birthday cake, but when we got there they immediately changed our mind and were very rude to us because of it. They demand that you order their own desserts. My main problem with this is not that this seems to be the only place with this policy, but that their "desserts" are a blob of ice cream in a paper cup with an Oreo, with a wooden paddle in lieu of a spoon.
Basically, don't order a burger, don't order a pizza, don't order dessert and don't talk to ANY wait staff or have picky demands about not wanting to eat potentially dangerous materials. This place was a such a terrible choice that we actually drove all the way down to Peppermint grove just to order a coffee somewhere respectable.