Glen N.
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I'm not sure you'd want to go out of your way to get here--- but I made a point to swing by on my road trip and didn't regret it.
It's cool... but it's not a remarkably beautiful or interesting place. Maybe it's because I had just visited Glacier National Park, Yellowstone, and the Grand Tetons the day before. Or maybe because everything feels like a crusty, dirty, desert planet. But, yeah, it's a COOL crusty, dirty, desert planet.
Geologists in the 20s helped get the Monument was established in May 1924, which makes it as old as MGM, Mercedes-Benz, the fax machine, and the Leopold-Loeb murders. By 2002, the NPS got involved. Though the National Park is roughly the size of Rhode Island, the NPS mapped out a small portion perfect for the visitor center, camping, and a variety of sights within a 7 mile loop. If not for recent hip replacement that kept me from walking the mile-long trails, I would have enjoyed it more, the rocks, and the soot, and the cones, the holes, the crags, and the fraggle rocks, etc.
History:
Paleo-Indians visited the area about 12,000 years ago but did not leave much archaeological evidence other than their healthy eating, fifty-five percent seafood and lean meat, fifteen percent each of fresh fruits, vegetables, and nuts and seeds.
Shoshone legend says that a serpent, angered by lightning, coiled around the mountain and squeezed it until lava shot from the rifts and the mountain exploded. Fake news.
IN the 1850s, this was an alternate of the Oregon Trail. It was created to avoid Native American ambush, like the one at Massacre Rocks. Why they traveled through a place called Massacre Rocks beats me.
In the late 19th century, Washington Irving used an explorer's diaries of his visits to write the Adventures of Captain Bonneville, describing it as a place "where nothing meets the eye but a desolate and awful waste, where no grass grows nor water runs, and where nothing is to be seen but lava." That's not in the brochure. "Hey, come on down and see desolate, waterless, awful waste- hang right at Massacre Rocks, turn left at Certain Death Flats. If you see the bloody handprints of baby settlers you've gone too far"