John Furlong (.
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If I could give this place negative stars, I would. We ordered a cheesesteak, fries, and a cheese pizza all three were disasters. The fries tasted freezer-burned and dry, like they’d been sitting in a back freezer since last summer. The pizza wasn’t just soggy it was literally wet, dripping with some mystery moisture that made every bite worse than the last. But the real crown jewel of this trainwreck was the so-called “cheese.” What we were served looked and crunched like a slab of burnt grill scrapings, as if they scraped the flat top, slapped half a charred rock on bread, and had the nerve to call it food.
This isn’t just bad cooking, it’s inhuman treatment of paying customers. It’s insulting to the families trying to support boardwalk businesses and downright embarrassing for Wildwood to have this place representing its food scene. If the owners can’t figure out how to make a basic pizza, fries, or cheesesteak, then do the entire community a favor and shut it down so someone competent can take over the spot. There should honestly be laws against serving food like this — and yes, I’ll be looking into next steps.
Save your money, save your stomach, and walk right past this disgrace of a food stand.