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We visited Crieff Hydro yesterday to celebrate my gran’s 80th birthday, hoping for a joyful afternoon. Instead, we were met with disorganisation, poor service, and a complete lack of care that ruined what should have been a special occasion.||Despite many empty tables, we queued for 10 minutes to be seated. We were then crammed into a table with chairs jammed so tightly no one could pass, forcing us to relocate ourselves. The service that followed was chaotic and dismissive.||We ordered drinks including a Pepsi Max, pornstar martini, two regular margaritas, and a Bloody Mary. The waitress seemed baffled by our request, despite the ingredients being clearly available. She returned 15 minutes later confirming they could make them, but placed a jug of water on the table—without any glasses.||The Pepsi Max arrived flat. When we returned it, we were told the tap was broken—yet they continued serving from it. We asked again for water glasses and were given only three for five people, with a shrug and “is that enough?”||The Bloody Mary took over an hour to arrive. In the meantime, we received drinks we hadn’t ordered, and those we did were served with liquid dripping down the sides. We had to order a second round just so my gran wouldn’t be drinking alone.||They removed the first round from the bill, but that gesture didn’t come close to compensating for the stress and disappointment.||Worse still, we witnessed similar treatment at surrounding tables:||• An elderly woman had her scone slammed down, which slid off the plate. The waitress shoved it back on with her bare hand. Her coffee was served spilling over the sides, and she was charged full price.|• A nearby couple waited over 30 minutes for a Bloody Mary—just like us.|• A group of four elderly guests had their coffees taken away twice after they’d started drinking because staff couldn’t identify which had oat milk.|• Tables were left dirty and cluttered for hours, with no effort to clean between guests.|||This wasn’t just a one-off mistake—it was a pattern of neglect and poor training. Crieff Hydro’s Garden Room failed on every front: hospitality, hygiene, and basic respect. I would strongly advise others to avoid this venue, especially if you’re planning a celebration or hoping for a dignified experience.