Craig W.
Yelp
This extremely unique hotel has been on my mental bookmark list for more years than I care to admit. But I'm glad I finally pulled the trigger.
So what you get (aside from a very few rooms) is a cottage on a truly rickety pier and, depending on the time of year and the tide, you might be right over the water. And yes, the pier moves, as will you. We happened to stay during a time of extremely rough rip currents and crazy waves and we rocked and rolled quite a bit. We were thrilled by every move of the pier. However, you can literally go for hours without feeling any movement, too.
We booked eons ago (because you simply must book far, far, in advance, as in, many months) and the prices are very high. Lots of fine print in terms of the minimum number of nights you must stay depending on the season, cancellation policies, etc. so read carefully before you book and to spare everyone the after-the-fact whining on Yelp.
We wanted and received a 1 bedroom cottage which was as far west down the pier as possible so we could literally sleep over the ocean. Again, except for a few rooms by the front office, these are all cottages with no shared walls. It is your own little house with a nice-sized back patio.
The master bedroom is fairly small but adequate. The family room and kitchen area are good-sized and you get a full-sized fridge, perfect for bring in snacks, beer, vino, etc. The bathroom and shower are larger than you might expect. The couch in the family room opens up into a futon, suitable for one person or two people who don't mind close quarters.
Also, you park right on the pier and directly outside your cottage so getting stuff to and from your car is as easy as pie.
It is also an easy 5 minute walk from the pier to the beach and you are very close to many restaurants, bars, ice cream shops, gift shops, etc. (Also, for the love of all things holy, skip the insane line at Kono's which sits at the foot of the pier. There are many other options and better uses of your time.) The foot of the pier is the Pacific Beach boardwalk which makes for a great morning stroll, particularly in the southerly direction.
Not everyone likes hearing the ocean at night and, if you don't know, when the sun goes down, the waves crash like a bass drum over and over. You just don't notice how loud the ocean is during the day. I happen to love the sound but just know before you go.
This is a pricey stay, and maybe it is too pricey for a return visit, but I am glad I did it once.