Nick W.
Yelp
We were heavily recommended to eat here by our hotel (we were in town for 3 nights). Our hotel gave us a $25 off coupon as well but im pretty sure these "coupons" are all bull$hit based on reading other reviews
Food was A+, super super super good, empanadas, octopus, rice and beans, the shredded beef, the breaded grouper, just amazing, I could barely walk out of the place.
Now for the interesting part.... and its funny to read all of the other "interesting reviews"
We didn't even get to see a menu, or order one single thing.... Mario simply asked if we liked "pork, beef, etc" and when we said yes he responds "I cook for you"
And here come 2 mojitos.. which were pretty awesome but neither my wife or I really wanted them, i assumed these were on the house since we were referred here. And.... out come 2 more mojitos, once again that we didnt want (we really wanted sangria). And.... out come empanadas and a huge octopus appetizer that we never ordered, yet they were both really really good.
As we sat there, we were wondering what the hell was going on... and then boom.... two huge plates of "Mario's Favorite", rice and beans, 2 shrimps, breaded fish, shredded beef, plantains.... once again we never ordered this nor asked for this, nor could even eat half of it
On for the next surprise... they bring us two portions of dessert.... which we also didnt order or want... maybe one but definitely not two...
On for the next surprise..... out comes a friggin bottle of champagne ???? We hate champagne but they pushed and insisted and filled our glasses...
On for the next surpise... the $200+ bill he slapped on us. We were on vacation, I certainly didnt want to make a scene, but what just happened ??? We didnt even see a menu or get to choose anything and this guy just runs up a huge tab on us. Upon review of the receipt, nothing made sense, the numbers were nothing but scribbles, we couldnt tell what anything said or how much anything was, and apparently nothing was truly "on the house or mario" including the bottle of champagne that sat on our table.
As others mentioned Mario is super "handsy" and kissed my wife like 3 times, he shook my hand 3-4 times and touched my stomach once haha, he also very awkwardly touched my face once which was super weird. He twinkles around the restaurant like he's in some fashion show too which is funny to watch
Then to make it all better, he randomly hands me some $100 gift card since he knew he just ran up a huge bill on us, such as weird experience, Marios food is amazing, but you cant do that to people...