Aaron B.
Yelp
So, first off they have mostly everything you need in life.
If you need 5 different conditioners - they have it.
If you need 30 different types of condoms - they have it.
Drugs. Yes, for days!
Cookies. Om nom nom nom.
They have magazines saying that the president is an alien, Octomom is actually a man, and that Paris, Britney, and Lindsey are donating their brains to science.
WHAT THEY DON'T HAVE IS FAST CASHIERS!
Jeebus, people, I ran a liquor store on Christmas Eve with 3 cashiers that went 20 people in the amount of time these people take to go through 1. It's a computer with a scanner! It's the epitome of simplicity. They you efficiently stick the items in a bag that's right in front of you!
Wow, these people aren't dumb, they are just slower than molasses on a February morning.
But if you need 17 different flavors of tic tacs, they got it.