Saul A.
Yelp
I go here all the time. I have literally eaten here dozens, if not hundreds of times.
I can rattle off my order without looking up. "Dallas cheeseburger special with cheese and sauce on the fries, two with everything, and a large diet." Not much of a diet, eh? Well, that's how I roll.
The hot dogs aren't of the highest quality, but that doesn't matter. They probably steam in that vat for hours by the time I get there. Hot dog water isn't the most pleasing concept, but you really don't go there for the flavor or quality of the dog. It's the sauce.
I have no idea how they make this sauce, or how they make it so addictive. I think they put some kind of drug in there, because I can't get enough. I order it on everything. I've never bought any to take home, because I think it would lose its magical properties when it comes out the door with me.
The burger patties are small, to be sure, but you can upgrade to a 1/4 pound burger patty for a little extra. The tomato slices are a little too thick compared to DHW's tomato slices "years ago" but I'm not complaining. I sit down, order my regular order, ask for my paper, and eat in bliss. Their fries are excellent -- hot, crispy, and inviting. I get them smothered in cheese and sauce... always.
This is not a fancy restaurant. I usually eat here alone, because I feel so at home here and I don't know if any of my Health Food Hipster buddies would be able to enjoy it without a guilt bomb detonating somewhere inside them.
My order comes out to just over $10. It's totally worth it, as I'm full for the rest of the day. I live only blocks from here.... wow, I might have to get up and walk over there this very second.