Betty N.
Google
I took my darling to Darling, and darling, I was to him no more ...
We had high hopes for this place and were greeted with excellent service and ambiance. Often, one is served one or two B or C dishes; Darling delivered nothing but F’s all evening.
Dinner Menu:
1. Oysters ($24): Delicious, if comically tiny.
2. Beef Carpaccio & (some fancy grain) focaccia ($30):
The rawness of the beef was overwhelming. Carpaccio needs a citrusy twist, as most raw meats do. Beautifully plated and deeply forgettable.
The focaccia broke my heart - possibly the worst I’ve tasted. Lifeless, bland, boring.
3. Housemade Pipe Doppia Pasta ($27): Resounding 0/10
An impressive failure on all fronts. Awful tasting, awful smelling; nothing worked on this plate. Watery, tasteless sauce; oddly flavoured, undercooked (“al dente”) pasta. How could you mess up peas?
4. Coulotte Steak (12 oz) ($39):
Cooked to perfection, then decimated by a strange, aggressively spicy, yet flavourless chimichurri sauce.
5. Chocolate Tart ($14):
Why was it warm? Creamy, fluffy desserts should not be served near melted – and, I don’t care what anyone says, that paper-thin biscuit buried beneath is not a tart.
Darling, it is rarely a good idea to complicate that which you haven’t mastered. Good food doesn’t need to be this complex. Return to basics: ditch the fancy flour you use to make the focaccia and the Chimichurri sauce you learned how to make last week. And please, introduce peas to a hot pan with some olive oil and garlic.
Seeing our disappointment, the steak and dessert were comped - a gesture I appreciated, having returned home hungry.
9th Jan 2026