Anat
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Dining at דריה was an experience I won’t soon forget—mostly thanks to our waitress, who clearly missed her calling as a professional food detractor.
It started innocently enough. “What would you recommend?” we asked, bright-eyed and hungry. She glanced at the menu like it was a bad breakup letter. “Well, the duck’s very chewy,” she said, grimacing. “And the mince? Only for people who like mince,” she added with palpable disdain. (What does that even mean?)
Curious about the salad? Big mistake. “It’s quite... hot,” she warned, as if it were doused in molten lava. At this point, we wondered if anything on the menu was safe to consume or if we should just quietly leave and grab a pizza.
But we took the plunge and ordered anyway—navigating the menu like brave explorers ignoring the ominous map warnings of “Here Be Dragons.” And you know what? The food was great! The duck was tender, the mince was flavorful, and the salad was just a salad—not a fiery ordeal.
In the end, it felt like we’d outsmarted a reverse marketing scheme. If you’re looking for a good meal paired with a side of skepticism, this is your place. Just remember: every dish comes with a disclaimer, courtesy of your personal anti-hype waitress.
Would we return? Only if we’re in the mood for a food mystery.