Lou V.
Yelp
Listen up people.
I'm about to disclose my number one secret location in the East of the Netherlands: Stadsbrouwerij de Hemel en de Geest. (Brewery Heaven & the Ghost).
In this city-castle like building they've got a brewery, a hotel, a restaurant and a cafe. If you're lucky and there's sun you can sit outside in the courtyard and enjoy an enormous variety of beers on their terrace.
In the city-wall itself, which was used to defend the city, there are two small ward-houses. Since we're good for now, they've remodelled them into two tiny guesthouses/apartments. You can rent them for about 95 euros a night (a steal) and they give you a downstairs living room, bath, and upstairs bedroom. It's absolutely lovely and there's a lot more privacy then you would normally have in any hotel or bed & breakfast. Beware, the price may have gone up, since last time I stayed there was when I went to a Guns 'n Roses concert in 2002.
Either way, if you do go here, and end up having a wee tour of the brewery (oh please do!) be nice to your tour-guide as she may be a good friend of mine! If you're confronted with a tall, flame-haired girl that can banter you up one wall and down the other, yup, that's her.
She's been known to lock people in the cellar for a wee bit to cool off if you're not behaving, so better be careful! ;)
The good thing about that: you'll be locked in with the beer, the bad part: she's got the keys and you'll have to convince her (or me) to let you out!
Now go and get your beer on, but beware of the ghost!