Julia W.
Yelp
If we're working under the Yelp assertion that 2 stars = "Meh. I've experienced better," then yes, Desert Hills Motel is a two star joint. I hate giving shoddy reviews in general, especially when service or food isn't downright deplorable, but the truth is, I *have* experienced better than what this motel offers.
I admit it. I was suckered in by the neon sign on our trip through Tulsa. We were exhausted from a long day of driving, but not so tired that we would settle for any old junky motel with crappy signage. Not on Route 66. So we were lured by the neon at Desert Hills, learned that they charge less than $50 per night and thought we'd chance it. In the end, it wasn't a horrible experience, but you do get what you pay for.
In this case, that meant we got a bed and a TV in an air-conditioned room that somehow still felt humid and smelled a bit stale. Now, I'm kind of a freak when it comes to bathrooms--sometimes even nice hotels don't live up to my bathroom standards. One tiny spot of anything (hard water stain, a bit of missing grout) and I get the shivers. This bathroom was not dirty or gross, but it was soooo bare bones. The little towels were awfully scratchy, the lights kind of permanently dim. No bugs, no visible dirt or anything--but not what I'd think of as a standard hotel bathroom. As I said, you get what you pay for.
All said and done, we got a good night sleep for a song. Anyone who's ever gone camping or stayed at hostels (neither of which I've really experienced) would probably give a more favorable review, but still, "I've experienced better." The sign was pretty kick ass, though.