Katie C.
Yelp
Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Should have listened to my Dad's Golden Rule on this one:
"Never eat anything bigger than your head."
Dad's Golden Rule really would have come in handy at Dicke Wirtin's, where I managed to devour THE biggest plate of German food I've ever encountered. Oh man. I'm still feeling slightly queasy thinking about it. But I reeeeaaallllllyyyy should have at least been warned by the name of the place--Dicke Wirtin literally means "fat landlady." Come ON. What more could I have needed to clue me in?!?
Well, regardless of my stomach exploding in protest (I'll spare you the gory details), Dicke Wirtin is a pretty chill neighborhood place near Savignyplatz, and it's one of those places that feels like it's been around forever. Dark wood, mirrored walls, tons of German beer memorabilia, a mannequin dressed in a vintage soldier dress...it really doesn't get more German than this. The Chicago Brauhaus can't TOUCH this.
The menu has all your German standards: schnitzel, spätzle, cucumber salad, potato-crusted whitefish in horseradish sauce, spargel anything (it is the time of year for asparagus, afterall!), leberkäse, you name it. And when we all received our plates, I immediately realized what a steal this place is for the amount of food you receive. I ordered the schnitzel (with pork, not veal--pork is far more common here) and it basically took up the ENTIRE plate! I ordered spätzle as a side, and the schnitzel was so huge, they put the spätzle UNDERNEATH the schnitzel....omg. Totally bigger than my head, but at this point, I think the plate of crispy, creamy deliciousness put me into a trance. There was no turning back.
The results: pretty darn good. Not the best I've had (I'm becoming quite the schnitzel connoisseur) but had a good crispness to it, the spätzle was creamy and had onions in it (points!), and the cucumber salad had a great vinegary flavor.
So why 3 stars? You might ask, why does Dicke Wirtin have to suffer in rating, when my eyes are too big for my stomach? Sometimes these things cannot be explained.
BUT--I'll try this place again. It was one of the better German restaurants I've tried (in quality and atmosphere) so at least now I'm prepared: whatever you do, however tempted you may be, DON'T EAT IT ALL! Thanks Dad.