Samuel C.
Yelp
There are 32 Yelp reviews of Diploid, and they still have a five star rating.
This is almost unheard of in the annals of Yelp.
I am about to give them a five star rating myself , making that 33 Yelp reviews and they still have a five star rating.
Does that mean this place is solid gold?
Yes it does.
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Diploid is a Seattle style coffee house with a focus on American computer nerd style upscale breakfasts.
They can give any coffee house in Seattle, San Francisco, Austin, or Brooklyn a serious run for their money.
The coffee is great.
The breakfasts are absolutely positively outstanding.
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Diplo is one of the few places in town you can get a serious flat white.
Their flat whites are Australian style rather than London style.
(Creamy and not bitter.)
The flat whites were up there with anything you could get in Sydney or Melbourne.
I had the least interesting breakfast - which was still damm fine.
This was a Japanese breakfast tamago sando.
Super high, the way Japanese sandwiches tend to be.
Super small and square the way Japanese sandwiches tend to be.
It was entertaining and filling.
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The star of the show however was my wife's breakfast.
O
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This was a Norwegian Egyptian fusion breakfast.
You heard that right.
Norwegian Egyptian fusion.
You start with dukkah which is an Egyptian flour made of hazelnuts, sesame seeds, cumin and coriander. These are mixed with enough flour to make a mix you could make a pancake batter with ...
and yes ... they make a pancake out of it.
The hazelnuts, sesame and spices make this the most savory pancake you have ever had in your life.
Then they put smoked trout on top, with yogurt sauce and a poached egg.
The yogurt contains extra lemon juice to give it the tartness of a traditional Scandinavian smoked fish serving.
While the pancake is Egyptian, this type of flavor could easily show up as a Norwegian or Swedish breakfast bread - which could easily be savory with robust spices.
How does it taste?
Like out of this forking world!
It was totally addictive.
One of the reasons I did not like my tamago sandwich,
Was that after one bite of the smoked trout hazelnut pancake combo,
Nothing else on the planet seemed to be worth eating.
I wanted smoked trout pancakes more than anything short of oxygen.
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Just for the record though, the menu at Diploid is extensive.
Looking at the other tables showed people were eating all sorts of exotic treats.
Pancakes come in many forms at Diploid.
And there are all sorts of American and Egyptian breakfasts if pancakes don't particularly move you.
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Diploid draws a crowd. There is often a substantial wait to get in.
If there is a line in front of you, just wait.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
And how many croissants and pain chocolates can you really eat anyway?