Glen N.
Yelp
I've had "okay" meals before, but none so expensive with such long wait times. After being seated on a Thursday night, it took a while to get someone to check in, thus beginning our two hour journey.
We ordered all of our food at once. I don't know if he wrote it down or tried to memorize it or he just hoped for the best or he rubbed it into his hands and then blew it into the air like fairy dust, but it seemed like everyone was confused. At one point, we were brought a cheese plate we never ordered. A different guy came to confirm our order. Yet another different guy told us the sliders were coming up soon, even though we already had ours. And, later, our waiter wondered if he could get us anything else, and we're like, um, yeah, the rest of our food.
As for the food, the fine fried chicken slider came out first, which is an odd appetizer. I even saw the table next to me ask "One?", like you're supposed to cut it into four pieces. Anyway, if they're open to constructive criticism, they should offer 2 for $14 rather than 1 for $9.
The $14 arincini balls were sad. The balls themselves had a nice crispy edge which really holds in the lack of flavor. They are completely dependent on the smoked tomato sauce, for which they give you enough for one, maybe two if you plan ahead, possibly three if you ration. If I want to nitpick, they are supposed to come with crispy spinach- we only got a pinch of watercress.
Then came the $19 margherita pizza (stanislaus tomato, fresh mozzarella & provolone, basil leaves), which we assume is pre-made because when we ordered it, the guy said, "Yeah, we may have one left." My wife disliked it, saying the crust was soft cardboard with sweet sauce that reminded her of elementary school. I didn't think it was bad. Of all the items, I'd dare say it was the best value around. Get it, a-round? ($19)
After getting a box for the pizza (I decided it would be better after some time in the air fryer), we got our $11 house-cut fries (with fresh herbs, truffle parmesan, and aioli dip). Actually, the couple next to us, who got there after we ordered, got our fries. We probably got someone else's. We agreed that was the best item.
To make up for the wait time and mistakes, the waiter offered us one of two desserts (normally four, but they were "out") To quote my wife, who found the whole dinner irritating, the (normally) $13 chocolate pot de crème (butterscotch mousse, graham cracker crumble, torched marshmallow) was for bozos, and didn't eat her half.
The meal was okay (three stars), but the long wait times and inconsistent service made this a rare two-star experience.
At least the loud people around us (undesirable acoustics) seemed to enjoy it, the diet coke was surprisingly crisp for bar soda with free refills, and the girl refilling our room temperature water was attentive, and she offered to clear the cobwebs forming on us.