Julia Z.
Yelp
This partially clothing-optional resort is a nature-lover's paradise, complete with private beach, lots of trails, meadows with deer, a small river with waterfalls, and hundreds of trees across the 33 acres. The three soaking tubs, guided kayaking, volleyball net, yoga classes that are free and open to all, and the giant sauna round out the recreational profile, while the organic, locally-sourced cafe and general store ensure that you will eat delicious food there.
Accomodations range from very simple (hike-in tenting sites, a few car-camping tent sites, yurts with wooden floors and double beds, tiny one-room cabins with beds but no running water or electricity, cabins with woodstoves, and single beds in the hostel house where 8 twin beds per gender share two half-baths and a communal kitchen and showers in the next building over) to more deluxe accomodation like small cabins with full baths/kitchens, several cabins with more than one bedroom, and the retreat house, which sleeps 10 and has a full kitchen.
It sounds terrible to not have a full bath in your space, but you will spend a lot of time outside and there are generous full baths in many places. The tent campers and the yurts on the far side of the beach have a longish stroll to facilities, but it is incredibly beautiful and private over there, so you have to decide what's important to you.
The place is so quiet overnight that if you've got "city ears" you might have trouble sleeping... and the birds will wake you up in the morning. After a day or two (many people go for the week) you'll get used to it.
The soaking tubs are just stunning. Clothing-optional and set in a large area which has a clear-to-the-sky roof and view to the private beach and Rosario Strait beyond, they are eight-person tubs built from hand-cut slate tiles. They are clean and the temperature varies from "lukecool" -- not cold, not warm either, to quite warm, to hot. The sauna seats probably twenty people and it has a view to the Doe Bay private beach through four or five windows. A shower stall, private half-bath, small dressing area, and view deck with comfortable chairs complete this space. The little river that runs through the property has one of its waterfalls near the soaking tubs so the soothing sound of rushing water is continually heard.
My gripes about this paradise: the cafe claims to be vegetarian but serves a lot of seafood. That doesn't add up in my mind; either it had eyes and a thinking brain, or it didn't. That said, the short menu was comprised of delicious food and it's definitely worth checking out. The cabins (a few of them) need some maintenance. In particular, the beds are pitiful; many are only double-size and the mattresses quite frankly are among the worst I've ever slept on. Bouncy and completely unsupportive, it didn't make for a good "romp in the hay" or for good sleep.
My understanding is that the present owners bought the resort in a fairly dilapidated state three years ago and have made continual improvements; the sauna and new soaking tubs were completed in the last month or two and drew praise from many repeat guests. The guy behind the counter (super helpful and very friendly, like all the staff we encountered) said that they're working on replacing the outdated beds this summer... write to them and beg for more queen-size beds! (Kings simply won't fit in these small cabin bedrooms).
My last gripe is that the whole place isn't clothing-optional, just the soaking tubs/sauna area and the private beach. I could see requiring clothes in the cafe for health reasons, but I would have loved to enjoy sunbathing in the meadow, reading a book, etc., au naturale.
It takes a while to get there so the two-night minimum is reasonable. However, if you're really crunched for time and still hope to enjoy the facilities, call Thursday or Friday and then the last remaining cabins and rooms (if any) can be reserved for just one night at no extra cost. Some day-use passes are available for $10/day.
It's 1.5-2 hours to the ferry terminal in Anacortes from Seattle, about an hour on the ferry ($55 for two with a car), and then you'll drive about another hour to the resort on the opposite side of the island. Stop in the little town of Eastsound for groceries, batteries for your flashlight (you'll absolutely need one at Doe Bay after twilight, there's very little lighting of any kind) and to get your last carnivore lunch. :-)