Adam B.
Yelp
This wasn't what we expected ... as crowded as a Carnival Cruise ship, there were lots of weddings/events going on and anyone who was staying at the hotel and was NOT part of the weddings was made to feel like a second class, or third-class passenger. Normally at hotels, which charge $650 - $1000 per night (and don't even get me started on all the resort fees!) you have a somewhat relaxed and quiet vibe. Here, every nook and cranny was swarming with drunk wedding guests.
The lounge chairs at the pool were elbow to elbow ... both pools were full of children (you'd think one would be for adults ... one would be for children ... although a lot of the adults were acting like children after 3 or 4 mixed drinks, it seemed). The beach chairs were similarly crowded ... with only 6 inches between you and strangers. How about a little personal space? If you pay for one of the sunbeds with the retractable canopy (a hundred bucks+) you get a little more privacy. If you don't you are right next to your neighbors and the paid lounge canopies are right in front of you obstructing the view of the ocean.
The rooms are small, but I will say that the actual bedroom area is laid out very well. There is minimal furniture because the small rooms would feel cluttered, otherwise, so there aren't a lot of storage areas. However, the bed was incredibly comfortable with high end sheets and pillows. The bathroom was terrible ... there was less than 12 inches clearance between the toilet and the shower wall. You had to sit sideways on the toilet. The sink was similar ... I had to stand to the side of the sink when brushing my teeth because I barely fit in between the sink edge and the shower. I had to go outside of the room because there wasn't enough space to dry off in the bathroom with a towel.
Add very weak water pressure and this was one of the worst bathrooms out of ANY hotel I stayed in. The room lighting is not dimmable ... so the bathroom is bright fluorescent light. If you want to take a relaxing shower before bed, you'll be blasted with white light. The blackout curtains do work very well ... and we had an ocean view room, which had a nice side view of the shoreline. No real complaints there, although there are few direct facing ocean view rooms.
The location of the hotel is nice, if you like the beach and don't plan to leave and go to dinner elsewhere. The host staff at the restaurant (on the bottom level) was so rude to me, I refused to eat there ... which is hard because it's several miles of a walk to get to anywhere that serves food. Unless you uber or drive, don't expect to be in a downtown type of area. While it is rather quiet, there isn't much to do right around the hotel ... other than eat/drink at the hotel, which can get really pricey for average/mediocre food. ($9 - $11 for a beer ... $23 for a mixed drink ... and a flatbread pizza was $30.)
I don't think we'll return to the Don Cesar, unless it's mid-week when there is a chance for less people and crowds. We were there on a weekend, so the weddings were the hotel's priority. (20 minutes wait for an elevator due to wedding guests/catering people) It was just far too packed for us ... if there were less people, it might be a pretty cool old spot. As it is, it seemed like they just had too many guests, not enough staff and the staff that they did have wasn't trained in customer service at all. For the price, this was a complete letdown.