Lewis D.
Yelp
If it is possible to rate a Chinese Take Out place with ZERO stars, this would be that place. In a gullible moment, I made the critical mistake of falling for a few (obviously contrived) Yelp! reviews. Note the multiple Reviews from "Ping Y." I am only praying that I will wake up tomorrow morning without Montezuma's Revenge ... or worse.
Each dish we ordered from Dragon Phoenix was worse than the previous one. Szechuan Shrimp ... consisted of a few tired, mealy, over sauced shrimp drowned in more onions than any other ingredient. Black Pepper Chicken was deep fried in so much batter ... that the chicken was nowhere to be found. Bean Curd w/mixed vegetables ... mostly onions and peppers, and tasteless and disgusting. Roast Pork Hunan Style ... you couldn't find the meat with a microscope. Plus, one cold, very cabbage-y Egg Roll. How can you f-up an Egg Roll???
I should've known better when the guy at the other end of the phone told me they didn't have Brown Rice (only White or Yellow?? Rice). I should have gone with my instinct: and cancelled the order, then and there.
My advice to my local Yelpers:
Avoid this place ... like the plague.