Nick H.
Yelp
Just had lunch at this place and felt compelled to post this review! We all ordered burgers, and after one of our party ordered their burger the waiter said, "that's a really bad choice", we should have taken the hint and left right then!
The burgers were very dismal and possible the worst I have ever eaten, firstly the menu alerts you they are all served pink, all 3 of ours were well done, dry and crumbly. They are definitely not grilled, there is a reason why you can't order burgers until 1:30 its because they need and hour to be baked in the oven. Just like some dirty old rissoles served up at school camp.
What was most annoying was the strange waiter who stood at our table whilst we all took our first bite smiling weirdly and then returned and asked if we enjoyed our meals. We all said it was "OK" commenting the chips were delicious, they took this as a complaint.
The bun was terrible, tasted 3 days old. The lettuce was the white part of the leaf, the bacon wasn't even crispy, the egg in the burger was even dry and the pickle was the size of a peanut. I think the chef's really need to travel to understand what a good burger is all about, hell they don't even need to leave Melbourne, get across town to Huxtaburger or even around the corner to Macca's they seriously do a better job then these amateurs.
The service was terrible, we twice ordered water and it failed to arrive, other drinks we had to ask more than once to get and then the simple exercise of paying the bill was agonising as the strange waiter drew a complete blank as to what we had ordered.
Don't come here for a Burger, get a takeaway coffee and run!
That 1 star was for the coffee.