Laura C.
Yelp
I have a real soft spot for the Duke, and must have spent dozens of nights here having post-work pints during the couple of years I lived just down the street from it. As other reviewers have said, it's a cosy bar with friendly staff, and the overspill into the alley can be great for meeting people and having a laugh as long as it's not too cold. (That makes me sound like I go to the bar on my own, doesn't it? Bless.)
But yep, it is far too packed at weekends for comfort, and, just like White's Tavern, the toilet situation really needs to be sorted out. I'm sure I'm coming across as some sort of toilet-obsessed freak, when in fact i'm just a freak, but it really does start to wreck your night when you have to wait ten or even fifteen mins for a wee every hour or so. And there are only three ladies' loos in the whole bar, for upstairs and downstairs, which is just unacceptable.
Even on a practical level the lack of loos makes the bouncers' jobs harder, as I've seen rows breaking out on the stairs when people come out of the club for the loo and push in in front of the six women on the stairs who've been waiting for ten minutes. I used to nip home for a wee when I lived just down the street, and then give my keys to any poor other bursting ladies in our company.
So what, I hear you say, these things happen at a busy bar. I agree. But the last time I was at the Duke, I saw that a little side business appears to have opened up, with toilets available just outside the bar off the alleyway. How nice, they've finally sorted out the toilet situation, I thought, before peering myopically closer and realising there was a charge of 50p to use the service. (I don't usually like exclamation marks but I could have put ten on the end of that last sentence.)
I don't know whether it's the Duke itself doing this, or some enterprising git taking advantage, but it's Not On. The Duke is spot on for an early evening pint, but now that I don't live down the street any more, I rarely stay when it begins to fill up, and never go on weekends.
A regretful two stars for a pub which should be a four or five if it only had a bit more respect for the fact that people who buy beer *might just need to pee*. Sort it out, Duke of York. Gassing that it's a 'listed building' just doesn't cut it in 2010.