El Batey Bar

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El Batey Bar

Bar · San Juan

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101 Calle del Cristo, San Juan, 00901, Puerto Rico

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El Batey is a legendary dive bar in Old San Juan, where the graffiti-covered walls and vintage tunes create a time-warped haven for locals and travelers alike.  

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101 Calle del Cristo, San Juan, 00901, Puerto Rico Get directions

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"If Old San Juan was a person, El Batey would be a scar on that person, not pretty but it has a story. El Batey is an old, rough, genuine, and a non pretentious kind of dive bar. You can spend hours drinking, playing pool and listening to a great selection of music from the juke box. The thousands of signatures and scribbles that completely fill its walls are testimony to this legendary bar." - Ana Jovane Serrano

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El Batey – San Juan, Puerto Rico - Gastro Obscura

"Tucked away near the San Juan Cathedral and other historic landmarks of Puerto Rico’s capital, this iconic dive bar has been a favored watering hole for visiting literati and musicians for decades. Allen Ginsberg once read poetry here. In the 1960s, it was a favored haunt of The Rolling Stones whenever they were passing through. And while Hunter S. Thompson never explicitly mentions the joint by name in his novel The Rum Diaries, it’s widely believed that he spent many an afternoon sipping liquor at the bar while living here. Time may have marched on, but El Batey still embodies the spirit of a vanishing side of Old San Juan. The jukebox in the corner only plays vinyl 45s from Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and other heavy-hitters from the ‘60s. Graffiti from hundreds of visitors is still scrawled over every inch of the walls. Since the windows overlook the striking architecture of Calle de Cristo, it’s possible to sit here and truly feel like you’re in a different era. In true dive bar fashion, the menu here is short and uncomplicated, with an emphasis on mezcals, tequilas, whiskeys, and, of course, rums. The menu offers mixers with the tagline “if you like that sort of thing,” along with a modest selection of house cocktails. There are plenty of good eats to be found in the surrounding neighborhood, but for anyone in need of a snack, the entire food menu here consists of a pile of chips, with or without guacamole. Spend a lazy afternoon soaking in the ambiance, or come and stay late for live bands, pool games, and very long nights. Know Before You Go Since this spot can get pretty rowdy, no children are allowed inside." - paul 22bdb80e, GarrettGsell, Jennifer Richardson, viNomadic, marcusdgilmer, amybroemmel

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"El Batey, San Juan by Ana Jovane Serrano. If Old San Juan was a person, El Batey would be a scar on that person, not pretty but it has a story. El Batey is an old, rough, genuine, and a non pretentious kind of dive bar. You can spend hours drinking, playing pool and listening to a great selection of music from the juke box. The thousands of signatures and scribbles that completely fill its walls are testimony to this legendary bar."

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"Opened in the 60s, El Batey Bar gives off a rebel beatnik vibe complete with graffitied walls that just about invite you to pick up the nearest Sharpie and add to the inky chaos. It’s the perfect setting to chat about the night’s plan under a glowy orange light amplified with jazz tunes playing in the background, and there’s a pool table in the back if you’re feeling restless."

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15 Best Bars in Puerto Rico | Condé Nast Traveler

"Graffiti covers the walls of El Batey, a legendary little dive bar in Old San Juan. It's dark, rough, and grimy—the floor is perpetually sticky with spilled drinks and the room smells musty—but there's a vintage jukebox, a pool table, and a grungy charm that will make you want to stick around. Come when you need a break from fruity, umbrella-topped, tropical cocktails—or when you just want to rub elbows with locals and off-duty cruise-ship crews." - Kris Fordham

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Syd Krawczyk

Google
Every time I'm in Old San Juan I have to stop at El Batey! Probably my favorite dive bar in the world. I love this place, and I always meet interesting characters there.

Emily Shewchuk

Google
Love this place. Very unique and laid back atmosphere. Excellent service and drinks at really affordable prices. Plus the crowd was very chill and diverse. This will be a staple for me for any return trips.

Dinesh Ganesan

Google
One of the best dive bar I have visited. The bar has its own character with Stickers and Graffiti all over the place, and good music. If you are around this place I highly recommend to check out this place.

Samantha Stinson

Google
This has to be the coolest dive bar I've ever stumbled upon! Great prices and staff! Miss it already!

Michael Young

Google
Had a great time trying some PR rums! Bartenders were very nice and helpful! Love this place's vibe too!

Melvin Ramos

Google
Believe me you will not be disappointed great food and great atmosphere. I was surprised by their food portions we had enough leftovers for lunch the next day. Next time we're in town it will be my first stop.

David Sherman

Google
Enjoyed having a late afternoon shot and a beer, “The House Couple.” A must see if you’re visiting Viejo San Juan.

charles burand

Google
Great dive bar and was open at 11am on New Year's Eve with the ships in town even with the island wide power outage. Great bar tender.
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Rebekah M.

Yelp
My favorite bar to visit when I'm in old San Juan. The vibe is perfect. The bartenders are cool no matter the time you roll in. Just ideal for having a good night out.
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Jennifer D.

Yelp
Found this on Pinterest and thrilled that we stopped!! Hard to tell it's a super cool dive bar from the outside but atmosphere awesome inside! No food, but full bar and great beer choices. Would recommend if walking through Old San Juan for a cold one!
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Kelly D.

Yelp
Small dive bar located in San Juan that we stopped in for a had a drink while exploring the town. Graffiti and stickers on all the walls, advertising bands,.products, etc, and of course, the initials and dates of everyone that had come in. Staff was friendly and attentive. A unique place.to check out if in the area!
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Adolfo B.

Yelp
This is a must stop in you are in OSJ. Yes it is a divey bar but the service is great, the dinks are fairly priced, and the ambiance is intriguing with plenty of stuff to see and read. You may even think about bringing something reflective of your hometown to contribute to the decor. Note that they do allow smoking at the bar and even sell cigarettes. I am not a smoker but sat at the bar anyway and it did not bother me given that the doors and windows are wide open. If you sit at the tables you will be away from the smoke.
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Angelina B.

Yelp
This was our second stop in San Juan. The bartender Fernando was super impressive. He gave us great food and drink suggestions all over the island and made me drinks from scratch. He improves his skills by working with other bartenders in the area. This should be a first stop in old San Juan!
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Jackie O.

Yelp
Great Bartender, Ricky maybe. Decent selection of drinks and spirits. We came up with a nice cocktail with some leftover mixers. Music is good. Some of the patrons were a little annoying. Very loud and entitled. Others just came in and did what they needed. Divey vibe. Decent price for the drinks.
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Joan M.

Yelp
El Batey is a dive bar/pub directly across the road from El Convento. It's very small here, a great welcome oozing with charm and ambience. A fond memory I'll keep. We actually came in here several times because we loved it so much no nonsense no frills. They offer cocktails, shots, beers, and local culture and not to mention it's very affordable. It has a mix of local people, tourist and industry workers in the area. The building is hundreds of years old with thick stone walls inside. A great spot to escape the heat and have a refreshing drink. The doors windows are open to the street which is great for people watching. Of course, who could forget the resident cat which lives on top of the counter.
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Allison M.

Yelp
Was recommended this place by some acquaintances and it was a delight. A dingy delight. This no fuss dive bar is grungy and dark and fun. Came here early and it wasn't too busy. The menu is set but there's something for all. I had a $6 rum and soda while my friend had a $5 shot and beer combo. The bartender was kind and gave a great recommendation for dinner. The atmosphere was light and chill. I'd definitely stop by here again!
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Jim P.

Yelp
Oldest bar in old San Juan! The bartender was very sweet and made it a great time! She told us the history and what to see in San Juan! May go back tonight!
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Monica L.

Yelp
Solid dive bar with good drinks and music! Bartender made my drink as instructed to be extra sweet and Iit was incredibly refreshing.

Kurt H.

Yelp
Greatest bar in old San Juan! Ricky is a fantastic bartender and the music is hard hitting, diverse and makes u want to stay!!!
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Faye S.

Yelp
Favorite place in Old San Juan. Fun people, yummy drinks, and a bar cat?! Bring quarters for the pool table
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Alfie S.

Yelp
Is this the oldest bar in Old San Juan? Maybe. It's at least 55 years old at this point. Is El Batey the cleanest bar I've been in? Not a chance. Do I sometimes dream of this bar, years later, while stuck inside during a global pandemic? Absolutely. It's been 2 full years since I came to El Batey with my partner on a vacation which was supposed to kick start a year of vacationing abroad. Obviously that never happened, so maybe that's why I hold our visit to San Juan, immediately after a series of earthquakes knocked out power to the island, in such high regard. Even without rose-tinted glasses, you can view El Batey for what it is: a reprieve from the consistent 80 degree, humid weather where you can get a cold drink in a smokey area. Do I smoke anymore? No. Do I really appreciate a smokey bar? Absolutely. El Batey makes you feel as if time stood still. There's little to make you realize that it's 2022, or whatever year it is you're reading this. The stale smoke clings to the walls along side graffiti from long gone tourists, foreign currency, and soft yellow lights. A ceiling fan or two crank along with the hum of the conversation where you would almost expect to hear Hunter S. Thompson himself drunkenly chatting with passersby. The only hint, to me, that it was a recent time was an anti-trump picture... which only made me love the place more. To those who got mad at it, perhaps they forgot how he left Puerto Rico to suffer after natural disasters? Regardless, it made the charm of El Batey even more endearing to me. Coming here and people watching while drinking for dirt cheap in an authentic dive bar on an Old San Juan hill is one of my favorite memories and will replay for years to come until it's safe to visit once more.
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Steve P.

Yelp
This is a great spot to sit down at the bar and chat with locals or visitors. Really relaxed vibe playing Latin rock music. It's different from your stereotypical bar playing reggaeton. Plus, the cocktails are fantastic. I tried the Alabazam and the Guagua Voladora. Really great run-based cocktails made with a lot of love from the staff working the bar. Worth a visit during your time on OSJ.

Katherine I.

Yelp
Great Service. This is not a touristy bar but more of a local joint which is what we were looking for. My hubby and I were looking for a local bar that could actually make me my favorite drink - Old Fashion with Basil Hayden at the end of our trip. This bar did not disappoint. Shame we didn't find it sooner at the beginning of our trip or else we would be been going every day. Great music / Great Vibe / Love the Graffiti walls and caricature art on the walls.
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Arpitha B.

Yelp
Its a cool vibe with the wall decor! Looks rustic! The drinks were good too! Its in la placita so close to all other bars too.

Miranda C.

Yelp
Loved the vibe and service of the oldest bar in San Juan. The music was great as well.

Alex S.

Yelp
Great "dive" with great drinks and super bartender. A small pool table in the back as well. Noticed a san juan food tour guide stopped with the group in the place for a drink. The pineapple drink with the rum on the picture was so good! Music was good also.
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Jeffrey H.

Yelp
Was in San Juan and walked by el batey and felt the cool vibes inside. This place is very cool dive bar my type of place. Cool bartender great atmosphere very old building which add to the experience!! Had a few medallas here ! Also they have a pool table

Katherine I.

Yelp
Great local spot! OldFashion was perfectly made. Definitely a must visit! Not a tourist trap!
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Jason B.

Yelp
Great place, I love the vibe and style, it has a great NYC dive bar feel. Coming from NYC, this place feels like home.
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Joel R.

Yelp
One of the best bars I've ever been to. The location is classic Old San Juan. Step into a different world that's a lot better from your own. Authentic Puerto Rican cuisine with fresh & local ingredients. The bartender Gabriel is cousins with one of my friends and he's one of the coolest bartenders in the world!!!!!Always dressed to the 9s and multitask with the best of them. The hip locals eat here. The women who are just angels are very talkative and the men are revolutionaries who want an independent Puerto Rico. Cigarettes and Medalla beers generate stimulating conversations. Met a really awesome group of army officers last time I was here. A very nice old lady from Seattle and a beautiful 35 old from Columbia who looked just like Sandra Bullock. Perfect for Friday or Saturday nights.
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Historium E.

Yelp
This place has everything you want in a great dive bar - a long local history, competent and friendly staff, great prices and a pretty full selection of drinks along with friendly people from the neighborhood and beyond. Bonus: the ladies restroom is outdated and small, but super clean and well stocked. Well worth your time to stop in for a drink or two while in Old San Juan!
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Jeff H.

Yelp
Fun, authentic dive bar in Old San Juan. Popular spot in a great location. Very chill. Drinks are cheap. Surprised patrons can still smoke inside bars anywhere. Good late night spot.
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Emily J.

Yelp
Fantastic bar with friendly staff especially Mario! We loved the mixed drinks they had available.
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Veronika B.

Yelp
Love this spot in old SJ. Really great prices for drinks, good people, good vibes, no judgements. If your visiting the heavily touristy spots this will give you the break your looking for. It's in an old prison too, go write on the walls, shoot some pool and chill. Def recommend it to my New Yorkers .

Jan M.

Yelp
Best bar you can go in Old San Juan, friendly and cute staff, dogs allowed, great drinks!

Patrick W.

Yelp
Superb cocktail bar with dive bar vibes. Bartender was attentive and skilled. Fun atmosphere and colorful clientele! Would def go back!
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Stephanie D.

Yelp
Dive bars will always have a place in my heart. They say "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" well it was noon o'clock in Puerto Rico & what else do you do other than grab a drink or 7 in a bar on the street that has the most character? El Batey is it. I like the daytime vibe this bar gives-it has a certain charm to it. Jazz music, stiff drinks, interesting conversations & dope bartender (thank you Cristobal!) You can't help but wonder if fate is real when you end up at the same place at the "right time" which is what happened the day before we were set to leave PR. Again, El Batey is it. Sunset sailing across the way fell through due to the rainstorm, we randomly ventured back to this bar the second time... ...One never knows when you come across some interesting characters that set off a series of events that you'll never forget... ...which had me asking 'what is life' questions: -Is it this bar? -Is it because we're on vacation mode? -Why do I hear Humphrey Bogart in his voice when he asked "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine?" It's been over a year since & I can never forget this gem & the history it gave. I was too charmed.
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Borki B.

Yelp
Best dive in PR, possibly the world. Cheap drinks, cool crowd, music is good, but not too loud. Dark! Nothing more to say.
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Kristi S.

Yelp
Such an awesome dive bar! It's like walking into the old punk clubs I used to go to when I was a teenager. Graffiti everywhere. MacGyver'd light fixtures/tables etc. Beer selection is limited, but they have enough liquor to choose from. Shots are not served cold, which adds to the awesomeness ha! The bartenders are friendly and bright. I enjoyed talking with them and learning about the struggles of PR after Maria. There are definitely a lot of ex-Pats at this bar (though they aren't technically ex-Pats since PR is part of the US). I think everyone feels a sense of comfort and nostalgia - you feel like you're in an old NY bar, or maybe the diviest bar from the town you grew up in. It feels like home. Also I have to give a shout out for the music. It's not often I find a bar where I hear Rancid and Tiger Army playing through the speakers. If I'm in San Juan again, I will surely go back.

Brenda G.

Yelp
love this "dive" (if you can even really call it that since it's very instagrammable and aesthetically pleasing). bees cream shot was like a little dessert which i loved and there's a spacious bathroom in the back with really good selfie lighting. also a pool table for those more hand-mind coordinated but i didn't partake. there's a perfect seat by the window give you a direct view of the bar to people watch young men hit on older women so free entertainment is included as well.
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Keelin B.

Yelp
I feel like Old San Juan gets a bad rap for being tourist-y and maybe tacky at times. I am not a local or a Puerto Rican. So I cannot truly speak to that. There are quite a few tourist shops with airbushed t-shirts, embroidered visors, and other knick-knacks. However, if you go further into the center of Old San Juan, there are many gems. El Batey is a dive bar, and I mean that in the sexiest sense. This isn't your Senor Frog's or another chain place. This is a place where, as the night goes on, you could find yourself in sexy trouble or instilled with rebellion. This is a place where the bartender is like "Welp, a hurricane is coming," and gives you the leftover shot of Bailey's from making another customer's drink. I love this place. You enter into a bar that looks like Hemingway and maybe Sid Vicious decorated it. You've got traditional Spanish inspired architecture mixed with cards and drawings stapled everywhere, including the lamp shades. Despite it being 3pm and still very sunny outside, El Batey is dark with some low light. The music plays of a 2000s era Sony (or some similar brand) boombox. The bartender, when we visited, was a handsome bald man with an excellent beard and sense of humor. The drinks are basic but delicious. We had spiced rum and Coke, and that's all we needed. The bar had a very cool but friendly vibe. We felt welcomed there, but there was an underlying sense of "Play it cool," because well...we were at a cool kids hang out. We stayed for a drink or two and had a wonderful time, but we didn't want to stay too long to giveaway how enamored we were with the place. Excellent spot.
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Marissa C.

Yelp
Just remembered when I traveled in 2016, we stopped here to buy water and I mentioned to the bartender I was feeling unwell and he right away told me he would give me something to settle my stomach. He mixed some kind of bitters with sprite and as soon as I finished it and left, I felt tons better. I did manage to take some photos prior to leaving! He salvaged my day and I obviously have never forgotten his kindness.
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Satomi F.

Yelp
I loved El Batey! It's an unpretentious, hole in the wall kind of place with a grungy, old timely feel to it. There's not an inch of the store that isn't covered in graffiti - from the walls to the bathrooms to the ceiling; the lampshades also have character from the stickers and papers they have accumulated. Feel good music streams in the background and for its obvious age, El Batey remains well maintained. The bartender was extremely laid back, friendly, and offered quick and accurate service. My favorite was the midori sour. The drinks are decently priced, and there's a pool table for entertainment. The only downside is that people are allowed to smoke inside, so if you are sensitive to the smell of cigarettes, it might be a little uncomfortable. I would visit again if I could!
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Niah N.

Yelp
I love this place. Im a sucker for a dive bar. But one with character, history, and the remains of the owner who is now deceased above the bar are hard to come by until you find this place. Dark decor cheap stiff drinks. Niiiiice.

Kat C.

Yelp
Yea! Yes! Yes! This little hole in the wall dive bar was the perfect way to end our trip in San Juan. Full of history, a great ambiance, and personable staff. (Shoutout Bianca! We will not mix drinks ‍) El Batey felt so homey that we did not want to leave. A must see if you're ever in San Juan!
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Tania V.

Yelp
This place is super unique and different than most other bars in Old San Juan. It's a simple sort of divey bar with decor you won't really find in any other bar in OSJ. I'll definitely be stopping here again when I go to PR very soon....again! Lol
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Steve C.

Yelp
Dive bar in Old San Juan. Massive amounts of graffiti on every wall. Worth a look and maybe a beer, but not much here.
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Adam B.

Yelp
Looks like a big party joint....grafitti everywhere and a definite party vibe....was so busy had didn't have a chance to grab a drink...the men's room was flooded on the floor so that was a little awkward
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Jim A.

Yelp
It's late in old San Juan, you want another drink or three that will be a generous pour for a reasonable price, with company you'll find interesting. You found El Batey. Have a drink, write your name somewhere, and staple your note to the chandelier. I failed to close this bar three nights in a row. I think they only close when the last happy patron waves goodbye.
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Liz N.

Yelp
One of my fav dive bars in OSJ bc it's a little off the main Street so there less foot traffic making it seem more remote. There's cheap beer and writing all over the walls. It's very dark with decently clean bathrooms. There's a pool table I've never played on. The bartender is always attentive and there mainly Rock music blaring fr the speakers.
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Vanessa W.

Yelp
Cool ass bar in Old San Juan. From what my husband and I were told, the oldest bar in town. Artsy decor. Chill vibe. Not pretentious. Friendly bartender. Delicious reasonably priced drinks. Doesn't seem to be touristy. Met a few locals there and enjoyed great conversation with them and the bartender (who is also in a band and touring Europe right about now). We'll definitely visit again.
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Tony N.

Yelp
Awesome little spot in Old San Juan. You won't find this spot unless you're looking for it. It's just up the street from the cathedral. The walls/ceiling are covered with scribbled messages from all those who have visited over the years. The light fixtures also quite unique in that visitors have attached business cards as well as other identifiers to the light fixtures. The bar has been around since the 1960s. The bartender was quick to greet us and very friendly. He made some nice drinks and some fantastic restaurant recommendations around town. The other patrons were quite friendly was well. The place has a very chilled vibe that we really liked and got us away from the touristy areas of OSJ. It is definitely going to be one of my new hangout spots on my visits to OSJ. I highly recommend you stop in.
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Billye D.

Yelp
Amazing as expected such a retro a spot to be in the heart of old san Juan. The vibe and the people make you want to stay and enjoy it to the max
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Lily Z.

Yelp
A dive bar with a long history. There is a pool table near the bathrooms and scribbles all over the wall. If that's your scene, you will feel very welcome here. I liked the business card chandeliers since it was an interesting conversation piece.
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Eva B.

Yelp
Over priced mojito! So so bad. It tasted like....well just a mixed drink. My husband had a mixed drink and use to go here all the time growing up. He was also sadly disappointed in my mojito. Cool place though!
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Lola F.

Yelp
My favorite bar in Puerto Rico thus far. My in-laws urged my bf and I from going there (Which means it's good in my book) and I wasn't disappointed. Unpretentious,Relaxed and the complete definition of a dive bar. I recommend stopping by and if it's not your cup of tea there are other places around.
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Uncle J.

Yelp
Overall, our favorite bar while in Old San Juan/Condado for a week (and doing our fair share of drinking). It's easy to get hung up on what's a dive bar, what's not a dive bar. My dive bars are typically prone to serving only cheap, watery beer and strong drinks made with mid-shelf liquors at best. This is not that place. The beers were can/bottle only and there wasn't much of a selection so that fit the bill, but our bartender was making some truly great, creative drinks. Left to his own devices to make us whatever he liked, they were simply the best cocktails we had all week. I wish I could remember his name, but alas (it wasn't Christos). We have some great bars in Portland, Maine (it's near Boston :)) complete with award-winning "mixologists", and this place, at least with this dude behind the bar, was definitely on par, in our humble opinions. The atmosphere is certainly what people must be referring to when they call it a dive, and they're not wrong. It's tattered, written on, and run down in the best possible way, and it was pretty refreshing after finding many of the bars to have more of a nightclub vibe. Even Polo Norte, a self-described whiskey lounge, was fun, but a little weird with the vibe and the blue light, etc. (the super nice bartender there did point us in the direction of El Batey though when asked about his favorite spots, so many thanks to him) I was with two feisty ladies and there were some drunk dudes there flirting with them (it is a bar), but harmless and funny. In fact, everyone drinking there, at least on this particular night, was easy to talk to and not aloof or smarmy as you can sometimes get if somewhere is "trying" to be a dive bar. I can't claim to be any kind of expert on the cocktail scene in OSJ, but for a laid back vibe where you don't feel required to have a silk dress shirt on, where you can still get some amazing cocktails, I would definitely recommend this place.
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John T.

Yelp
My cool levels went up exponentially as soon as I walked through the door. Before I ever set foot in Puerto Rico, I was advised that i had to come here. I wasn't so sure. I am not a dive bar kinda guy and I was flying solo. Typically, I save my solo drinking for my couch, bed or shower -- and there are usually tears. So, I gulped real hard and walked in. The place looks like a cave crossed with a dive bar. The ceilings are high, there's graffiti on the walls and the rooms are few. And, it's awesome. I don't know that the ambient 'cool' energy is what makes the folks who walk in so much more awesome than before they walk in... but there's something afoot. There's not much to the bar. There's a jukebox with an eclectic mix of tunes. There are regulars who sit on bar stools, talk about exploring the world and buy you beers. And -- and this is the most important part -- the bartenders are way interesting. They're the guys who make women ovulate just by looking at them. They're the guys who instill insta-man crushes in other men (think George Constanza with Dan Cortese). I just wanted to sit there and look at them. And buy beers. So, that's it. It looks like a cave. There's graffiti on the walls. There's cool music (but nothing indy or emo). There are a few bottles (local) for sale with standard liquor picks if the suds aren't your friend. And, cool, pretty bartenders who make you feel like the coolest kid in school. It's like they're The Fonz to your Richie Cunningham. Awesome. And, if you're lucky (and *cool*), you'll be able to leave your business card behind as proof that for a few days in paradise, you were the coolest kid on the bus... and who doesn't want to be that kid?