Artemis V
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Let’s start with the first impression. A Wow! The building is beautiful and the entrance as well as restaurant room and bar are in their original historical atmosphere, which is what you are looking for when booking such a hotel in the beautiful Cotswolds. The porter is absolutely lovely and interesting although the reception seems initially to have lost our reservation. All sorted, so the beginning sounds like a dream stay doesn’t it? But it’s not… |... I don’t know what the rooms in the main building are like, but what we saw is certainly not what we were expecting, or for that matter what we paid for. The hallways are low, dark and bear. The wallpaper quite ugly to be honest. gustibus et coloribus non est disputandum … but the devil is in the details, so I won’t go any further. The rooms have no imagination nor elegance. The staff banging doors near The bedrooms and the reception staff seem to be quite clueless too… although, I do have to mention that the F&B staff were very nice and the food quite good. |Let’s get to the pampering. In which spa hotel (that opens at 10am) do you have to walk too outside below 0 from and back to your room only wearing big slippers where your feet get wet and cold and where you freeze under an old bathrobe? |You want more. Well, is the massage room, smelling of sewage good enough for you? Not very relaxing, would you think! The facial did not even include a scrub. The downlight above the washbasin was hidden behind a deteriorating brown scotch tape. |Seriously! After the massage, although ok but not great. my neck was stiff again from the cold. One of the spa showers was broken. The sauna was tiny and the rest, uninteresting. The staff not very welcoming either. |Finally, on our second night we find out by chance, literally, at 6pm that the main restaurant is closed and that we have to move to the “horsebox”, where the TV is on!|Everything is there to make it a magical place but unfortunately they have missed the sense of quality and elegance.|So, honestly not worth your time nor money! ||P.S. oh, and none of the pens properly work!