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GENERAL:|By no stretch of the imagination can this building and its collection of rooms be called a hotel, which the proprietors do repeatedly in emails and on booking.com. The intention seems to be to mislead guests into thinking they are coming to a hotel, whereas actually the whole setup is geared to keep anything which might cause disturbance to the proprietors' otherwise peaceful lives to an absolute minimum. For instance there is no hotel reception, no breakfast, no possibility to pay onsite by card or cash, they won't answer phone calls, etc.||On their website embrace.ee (i.e. before you book) they state: "If you need anything in the late-hours, when the receptionist is not there any more, please call and we will assist you." However we never saw a "receptionist" there at any time, and once we had booked they sent us an email stating "Check your mailbox because this is the only communication form in our hotel, no phone calls answered". Moreover even an email enquiry from us about breakfast arrangements was simply ignored.||And another standard email told us peremptorily: "Pay attention! If you want us to do the online check-in for you, a fee of 5 € will be added to the bill." Of course at a hotel the check-in would be performed - at no extra cost - by the guests simply arriving and checking in at the reception, but since there is no one at the (non-existent) reception they expect you to access their website again before you arrive. And what they call "check-in" is just a euphemism for authorising a payment to them via the internet (something which not everybody can do when not at home, and this is also not made clear beforehand).||ROOM:|The room we stayed in ("Marinace", claimed to be a "superior double room with sofa") was not in any respect superior. It had no wardrobe, just a few drawers, a ludicrously small bathroom/WC with a minute washbasin and an unpleasant musty smell. There was no socket in the bathroom for an electric toothbrush, razor, etc. nor any convenient sockets in the room for these or mobile phones (all sockets were almost at floor level). We turned up the heating in the room to level 5 (the maximum), but it remained cold, presumably they had turned off the central heating to save money, in spite of near-zero outside temperatures overnight. The bed was comfortable and the room clean, but that of course doesn't make it superior.||BREAKFAST:|The proprietors state on Tripadvisor "Free breakfast" and a photograph supplied by "Management" shows a room on the premises and states "Breakfasts are served here". On booking.com they state "Exceptional breakfast 12 €". However there was absolutely no provision for breakfast there. In a standard email after booking they stated that for breakfast we should go to a completely different place, a cafe called "Alice Backyard", which is 400 meters away. We went there as instructed but the owners informed us that they were closed until summer, and were amazed that Embrace was claiming otherwise. Had they been open, breakfast would have cost us 36 € (18 € p.p.). The owners informed us that there was no other place in the vicinity serving breakfast, so the whole thing was a complete waste of time and of course we had no breakfast that morning.||COMMUNICATION:|Once you have made the online payment (in their terminology: "checked-in") they promise to send you a code which will open the door of the room on arrival. We paid early and waited in vain for the code to be sent and questioned this per email. A person calling herself "Inga" (no surname - she could in fact have claimed her name was King Kong for all we knew or ever saw of her) replied by email signed "See you soon, Inga", though of course - as we later realised - she didn't have the slightest intention of seeing us, neither in this life nor the next. She said we would receive the code by SMS text message on the day of arrival, but still none came and we were therefore seriously worried at 15:30 on our day of arrival, that access to the room at 16:00 (the standard arrival time) would fail. We wanted to send an email to say that we had not yet received the SMS and discovered by accident that they had stupidly not sent us the code by SMS, as announced, but by email.||OMINOUS DEVICES:|In our bedroom there was a device (see photo), which we didn't notice at first, which tracked us and had a small light which flashed red when we moved about the room. There didn't seem to be a camera attached, but who knows. Then we noticed that there was an apparently active camera with its light on (see photo) in the so-called breakfast room. However there was no information to guests that they were being tracked/photographed/filmed. But with or without such a warning: photographing guests is an absolute no go.||CONCLUSION:|Our impression is that the proprietors deliberately supply their guests with a mixture of misleading, confusing, contradictory and quite simply untruthful information, and that their only concern is not their guests' well-being and comfort, but their guests' money. We would not recommend this "hotel".