Rana M.
Yelp
As a yelpinator I am on a mission for ya'll. To fire you like a heat seeking missiles towards the best our lovely earth has to offer. Best form of marketing in this world is word of mouth, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. That's why we are so lucky to have Yelp folks, make no bones about that!!!
Now all Liverpudlians and the rest of ya hearrrr me now!!! If you truly want to escape for a weekend or a night during the week. Escape B&B really is a find. By golly they really have taken the concept of B&B to a whole new level. Once you've been here the idea of B&B will be transformed in your head. With only 9 rooms you'd want to keep coming back until you have experienced each and every room.
It will only be fair if I give my brief estimation on each room. Why? Because attention to detail turns me on.
1) The first room for example is attention to detail personified. "Contemporary eclectic" may well have some hidden artistic meaning, for me it is a strange fusion between 70's colour schemes and dark modern contemporary features that grow on you.
2) The second room "Urban cool" justifies its name, the room has a minimalistic theme. I love that word and what it stands for, minimalist!!!!!! Must be my undying love for the movie Wall Street and Sheen's minimalist pad he buys when finding his riches with Gecko!! Must be....hmm.. this double bedroom has a boombastic chocolate leather headboard with concealed back lighting which are too cool for school, sexy as hell!!
3) For the next room not that artistes amongst you will not like the other rooms but the Contemporary deco room really will turn on your lights. Stepping in here makes you feel like you are in a Milanese art dealer's home. 4) Retro green is the only one that doesn't take my fancy but I'm sure it will rub someone up the right way. In fact if you ask me it is hideous, but each to their own. It seems to me when they were building/rennovating it they ran out of money couldn't afford to repaint the hideous green walls and decided to be clever and make it a retro green. I hope they did anyway because if it was on purpose je detestez silvouz plait commencez allez!!!! 5) The same cannot be said for the retro red room however, which does carry bit of personality, perhaps it is the chesterfield black leather headboard. The 70's style lights are also fantastic. 6) The Boudoir has to be one of the finest rooms here. It really is all in the name and the theme is so complimentary of a romantic yet suggestive nature. One that will turn on almost anyone. Plus how often do you get to lie in your "boudoir" and admire the LED wallpaper encrusted with crystals, right? 7) For the next offering escape into the space dimensions of your mind in the calm & light room. Spending time in here is an uplifting experience. You see normally the point of B&Bs is just a place to sleep while you do other stuff during the day. This isn't on of those places. You want to spend time in this room with its floating bed. As soon as the sun goes down then on come the mood lighting featured in both the overbed canopy and below the bed itself. I am in love with these lightings effect in the bedroom, off I go to Ikea to copy the theme here. 8) Modern Romance themed room is strictly catering for a female audience. Personally I did find it hideous once more. The wall paper is ridiculous, and it feels like a dust gathering 1940's apartment. The bathroom especially with a tacky "bathe" sign and units just an afterthought, the room is not my cup of tea. 9) Which brings me to the grand finale that is the last room in the loft. I really have saved the best to last. This gem of a room just seems to bring out the giddiness of childhood in me, at the same time catering for the adult appreciation for great design and specification of an immaculately designed living space. For some reason it also makes me feel like I'm in a pad in New York. The limited amount of space available is utilized in the most precise fashion, pimping it up to the max. Just look at the two sets of stairs going up to the bed as if it's a throne or something almost holy is about to happen once you reach your destination.
This place is priceless, never mind Paris Je T'aime. Escape B&B je t'aime!!!!! You have no excuses people, 5* B&B and as good as it gets indeed, and I haven't even mentioned the amazing views from the rooms. Boom!!