John H.
Yelp
Upon our arrival, the initial impact of a facade of yellow scaffolding invoked an ominous feeling of a holiday from hell, you catch late at night on channel four.
Our fears turned out to be unfounded, for what transpired was almost a euphoric experience shared equally among our group of merry men,
For instance the lure of the luscious hallway carpet was too much for one of us, he gave in to its lures and bedded it on the second night ( See picture attached )
Our room facilities were adequate however courtesy rules were in play, You had to go to level minus two to do number two. What initially appeared to be an inconvenience transcended into something much greater than that, a quick stroll to the elevator, my personal preference was to push the ground button and then minus two, this left me with 10 second window on the ground floor to experience the chaos of the bar which juxtaposed with tranquility of minus two, really accentuated my overall experience,
You see minus two is quiet, there is very little foot traffic, the ceilings are low creating a very personal feel.
I think in heaven the toilets are always free, Minus two is no different
There is no rustle, no bustle, in minus two, I like to think there is no cell phone coverage but I would never be foolish enough to bring a mobile device to taint these precious moments which are becoming rare in today's modern world.
Should you stay in this hostel? I dont know you, or if you take sh*t as serious as me, but someday I will be back for minus two whether I stay the night or not.