David G.
Yelp
Do you remember when theme parks were magical? When they had an element of quaintness about them? A time before they were all overrun with "IP" and movie tie-ins, and "brand"?
If you yearn for those days, then Europa-Park may please you.
Part botanical garden, part theme park, part natural preserve, Europa-Park reminded me of my childhood visits to Disneyland in the 1960s and '70s. It is well-designed, but still just a little rough around the edges. Innocent, in a way.
What struck me most during my visit was how much laughter I heard throughout the day! No kids having a meltdown, no quarreling families, just everyone having a good time. I think it's because unlike other theme parks, Europa-Park is not about sensory overload: It's about enjoying a day with your friends or family, in a fun place.
I'm not going to review the rides, as I'm sure that has been done to death elsewhere. Just know that the Mack family, which owns Europa-Park, (yes, it is still family-owned), builds roller coasters and rides for other theme parks around the world, and they are very good at it. There is a level of design perfection that is equal to what you've experienced at the top parks around the world, because the Mack company probably built those rides, too.
So what's wrong with Europa-Park? Well, it is a bit derivative in some places: Their mascot is a mouse. They have a pirate ride, a geodesic sphere, and a haunted castle. They have a monorail and a people mover. They have a new ride where you soar over Europe.
A lot of stuff that may feel familiar if you've been to other theme parks.
But there is still a lot of originality and charm, and for that I give them credit.
Also, the food is notches above what you will find at most theme parks outside of Europe. EPCOT quality and selection at prices more suited for mere mortals. Lunch for four is closer to €50 than to €150.
If you are anywhere in the area (an easy drive from Frankfurt, Strasbourg or Basel) and are a theme park aficionado, Europa-Park is definitely worth spending a day or two.