Brian F.
Yelp
The Excelsior Hotel Ernst delivered a sublime, restful evening situated in perhaps the perfect spot in Cologne. I stayed here after going off the train at Cologne on a whim, and given the low price this was easily the best deal in a hotel I've ever found.
The location is amazing, sitting across the street from the Dom (the massive Cologne Cathedral) with many rooms, including the one I stayed in, whose Juliet balconies look out on this 600+ years old marvel. The hotel is also an easy walk from the train station, perhaps 3/4 block. Just on the far side of the cathedral lies a very large retail plaza with many fashion clothing stores, and a turn to the East from this shopping district will bring you immediately to a large selection of bars, cafes, street food, and night clubs as you near the waterfront. From there you are just another few steps away from the Hohenzollern bridge, and crossing this will give you a beautiful look back at the city and the big blue musical dome. This view is particularly good at night.
The staff at this hotel were perfectly polite and helpful with even seemingly absurd requests, such as when I requested they check the kitchen for coconut oil for my coffee. Everyone spoke English, most of them quite well.
The room was stylishly appointed and thoroughly functional, with WiFi (and a tablet provided), a safe, a complimentary(!) minibar stocked with juices and German beer, deep marble bathtub, bidet, etc. The bed linens were airy and plush, although the mattress was nothing special.
The hotel's piano bar must be enjoyed. I stayed late into the night enjoying their perfectly poured cocktails and Cuban cigars while making a few new friends. A note, please, to my countrymen though: of ever there were a time to restrain your voice a bit and adopt a more European volume, this is it! Although doing so will always serve you well in the "old country."
In summary, the Excelsior Hotel Ernst has been a triumph for this once weary traveler, and I would return 100 times given the opportunity. Enjoy!