Ed U.
Yelp
"Fan Tan Fanny was leaving her man,
Fan Tan Fanny kept waving her fan,
Said "Goodbye, Danny, you two-timing Dan,
Some other man loves your little Fanny, 'Bye Bye!'..."
Gee, Nancy Kwan was sure pretty in "Flower Drum Song" - especially in her bikini top with the fans that flipped close when she did her bump and grind. But I digress. I'm not sure if Fan Tan Fanny lived in Fan Tan Alley between Pandora and Fisgard Streets, but she'd have to be awfully skinny since it is the narrowest street in Canada. Yes, the narrowest street in the Great White North. At the most challenging point for the likes of Kirstie Alley, it's 0.9 meters wide, so lay off the egg rolls if you don't want to graze a love handle against the bricks.
It should come as no surprise that it was lined with opium dens and gambling rooms in its heyday in the roaring '20's. Now it's a funky congregation of shops like the Turntable, a used-CD store, and the Victory Gate Militaria, an emporium of military memorabilia. You should take a peek through the labyrinthine passages of The Chinatown Trading Company where you can see artifacts like opium pipes and prayer bells. A trip to Victoria's surprisingly lively Chinatown would not be complete without a stroll through Fan Tan Alley. And as Fanny would sing...
"In the ice box, you'll find in a can
Some leftovers of Moo Goo Gai Pan.
Fan Tan Fanny has found a new guy.
His name is Manny, He's good for Fanny,
So goodbye Danny, Goodbye!
Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye!"