Austin W.
Yelp
As part of our 2 day stay in Vienna, we had to get Wienerschnitzel, and every single travel guide and website recommended Figlmuller. There are two locations to this historic restaurant, but both are pretty close to each other (~5 minute walk).
We made a reservation for a 7 person party, and were seated promptly...at the other restaurant. Other reviews have mentioned this, but they seemed to make the reservation at the other restaurant and we had to walk around. Our waiter also spoke English fluently, and the restaurant seemed to cater to tourists, with its menu advertising the historical nature of its "world-famous" schnitzel. As good tourists, we all ordered one schnitzel, and shared some potato salads, lingonberry jam, and grape juices.
This was a HUGE mistake. One schnitzel was larger than the plate. Out of 7 of us, only I was able to finish the schnitzel, and we had some big boys in our group. One of the smaller people in our group had around 1/5 of the schnitzel before giving up. The schnitzel itself tasted fine - we were also voraciously hungry before digging in. It reminded me of a Japanese katsu, except without any of the delicious sauce. This takes me to my next point - do NOT try to eat this without any sauce. I felt mentally defeated trying to devour a whole dry-ass schnitzel.
Otherwise, the potato salads was delicious and the grape juice was fine (Nothing special). However, the traumatic experience of the schnitzel overshadowed everything.