Darryl S.
Yelp
The mood was for Mexican on this scorching Friday afternoon. We've walked by Fonda on Chapel many times and the place is always hopping on weekend evenings; and, reading some of my fellow Yelpers' positive reviews, it was time to check it out. To be honest, Tex-Mex Yellowbird is right down the street, and Mad Mex is a hop away -- two other joints we haven't been to, as well. We skipped Mad Mex this time, because we were feeling for a sit-down/wait service kinda deal, and Fonda was closest. We grabbed the last, open sidewalk table. Naturally, not having been there before, we were disappointed that it, too, was simply one of those go-inside, order, and have a seat kinda place. (Bloop!) On the positive side, the fold-open menu was pretty straightforward and the font-size was easily readable.... The menu selection wasn't anything special, but looked wholly decent. I ordered the Adobo Chicken Burrito (w/baby spinach, charred corn, chipotle aioli & tortilla chips) (A$15). (The menu read that "[a]ll burritos come with toasted quinoa and spiced black beans.") (My mate ordered the fish burrito. A$16.)
Well, the orders arrived on narrow white plates both looking like naked plain Janes. Two halved burritos. That's it. When we enquired about the tortilla chips, the waiter said that the chips were inside of the burrito -- a few thin strips to give it a little crunch. Okeydokey. The toasted quinoa and spiced black beans, as well, are inside the burrito, not a side. I did my best to contain my befuddled countenance! For 15-bucks you get a no-frills burrito. I suppose coming from the States, where real Mexican restaurants serve real Mexican dishes that always come with sides of Mexican rice and beans -- maybe a little lettuce and chopped tomato salad; even a dollop of guacamole -- and baskets of gratis chips and salsa, we simply expect more, esp. when paying 31-buckeroos for two burritos! That said, we are now Melburnians, and have come to understand that free baskets of chips and salsa are not the norm in Melbourne. That's fine. However, when the menu reads tortilla chips, one reasonably expects a small side of crispy, triangular-cut chips; not a few thin strips INSIDE of the burrito! Anyway, maybe our standards have been set high from all the great California and South Florida Mexican joints.... Fortunately, our burritos had nice flavors; and, ultimately, were filling.
The food server was nice, but there was no offer for more water, or a return visit simply to see how things were, or how we liked our dishes. In other words, it was, indeed, a more expensive fast-food version of the nearby Mad Mex: Once the food is served, there's no need for any further contact.... On the positive side, the open-plan dining room inside of Fonda looks great. And, too, like most of the restaurants on Chapel Street, having the outdoor space is a real plus. 2-1/2 stars from me. (Afterwards, I was yearning for Paco y Lola at South Melbourne Marketplace.... Can't wait to try Mad Mex next: The menu looked good and was a lot cheaper!)