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Honestly, it’s borderline offensive how good this place is.
Stayed one night at Forss House Hotel and I’m still not over it. The room was criminally comfortable — the kind of bed that makes you miss breakfast, reconsider your career, and wonder why your own mattress even exists.
Speaking of breakfast… EPIC. And that is entirely down to Sandra and Janet, who clearly woke up that morning and chose excellence. Everything was flawless, plentiful, and delivered with the kind of warmth that makes you feel personally judged for ever eating cereal at home again. Ruined me. Completely.
Now let’s talk about dinner, because WOW. This wasn’t a meal; this was an event. Every dish came out like the chefs had something to prove and chose violence (lovingly). Portions were perfect, flavours were outrageous, and there was absolutely no regard for my future ability to enjoy normal food. Massive shout-out to the chefs for shamelessly showing off.
Special mention to manager Jai and duty manager Calum, who were suspiciously good at their jobs. Too friendly. Too efficient. Always there before you even realised you needed something. Clearly running the place like a well-oiled luxury machine while pretending it’s all very casual.
In summary: ate far too much, slept far too well, and left deeply annoyed that I had to return to real life.
Forss House Hotel — how dare you set the bar this high. Will obviously be back (and complaining about it).