Adrian F.
Yelp
Welcome to the East Martello Museum, home of art, history, and one very creepy celebrity: Robert the Doll. If you came here for Civil War history and scenic ocean views, surprise -- you're about to meet a haunted toy that has its own fan mail.
The museum itself is fascinating -- an old Union fort built in 1862 to protect Key West from Confederate attacks. But let's be honest: you're here for Robert. He's a three-foot-tall, sailor-suited doll with a weirdly human expression, a tragic origin story, and the kind of energy that makes you triple-check your locks at night.
The legend goes like this: In the early 1900s, Key West artist Robert Eugene "Gene" Otto was gifted the doll by a servant skilled in voodoo. Gene loved Robert... a little too much. Neighbors swore they heard the doll giggling when no one was home. Visitors claimed its expression changed. Some say Robert moved on his own. When Gene died, Robert landed here at East Martello -- and immediately started wrecking people's lives.
Here's the deal: If you want to take Robert's picture, you must ask his permission first. Seriously. There are hundreds of letters from visitors apologizing after they ignored him and then "mysteriously" got flat tires, lost jobs, or had their marriages implode. It's like Yelp reviews, but written in terror.
And yes, you will ask permission. You'll laugh about it in line, then stand in front of him, sweating under the AC vent, whispering:
"Uh... hi, Robert... may I take your photo?"
If his vibe feels off, don't push it. He's been blamed for everything from camera malfunctions to hangovers you can't explain.
Outside of Robert, the museum is packed with Key West history, quirky art, and artifacts that tell the island's wilder stories -- wreckers, pirates, and hurricanes, oh my. But let's be real: Robert steals the show.
Pro tip: Be polite. Don't mock him. Don't tap the glass. And if anything weird happens after your visit, you will find yourself writing an apology letter to a doll in Key West.
East Martello Museum: Come for the history, stay for the haunted toy that could ruin your week. Robert's waiting... and he knows if you didn't ask.