Funky Monkey

Cute boutique for vintage clothes and costumes. Including wigs and accessories. Colorful sparkly stuff.

The staff is polite and welcoming. The clothing is unique and the costumes scream flashy and sexy. Only gave 4 stars because it wasn’t my cup of tea.

Eclectic, fun finds. Need a costume for a party or a wig for a cosplay? This place is good for a pinch. My friend and I had fun trying on differen, funky shades and he ended up buying a large, John Lennon one and a sleek, red cyberpunk glasses. They also have a good selection of unique jewelry that I was tempted by.

Awesome second hand store with great stuff and an easily navigable layout. Loved the arty decor and the friendly staff. They really busted out the goods for Halloween too, haha

prices have increased drastically. but if it’s in your budget, this thrift store carries a variety of unique pieces: wigs, funky glasses/shades, purses, men & women tops / bottoms, shoes, hats, and jewelry. on street parking. handicap accessible. dressing rooms available.

Shop owner or whoever working the counter is extremely rude & dismissive. Also the selection of clothing wasn’t worth being treated like that at all either.

I don’t get uptown much, so when I do, I always stop at Funky Monkey, it used to be such a great thrift/vintage store, with always cool, friendly peeps behind the counter. I also occasionally sell - this time around I was surprised at the lowball I was given, so I just got store credit. Expensive clothes for what they are, and the “line” they sell is all over the place, all different styles/designs, poorly made for relatively high priced wear. Beyond all of these points, here is the most crucial IMO: the staff are almost like mannequins. No responses when I said hello or tried to chat about the clothes. No smiles. No style. Just…extant. I worked service for a long time, and I can say, a good personality and expressive interest in the one being helped…it really goes a long way. I left there, said “thanks y’all” to apparently no one, and drove home, sad. It actually made me sad to see a once-wonderful, stylish and cool place to go turn into its present state. Maybe hire some people that want to be there, cuz the girls there now put off a strong vibe that they Do Not. Good luck, and good bye Funky Monkey. I’ll end on the positive and say, it was great while it lasted.

I love this place! Always fun things to be found here

Had an awful experience at Funky Monkey. My wife bought me a suit here as a present, wasn't sure about the fit so double checked the return policy and saw I had 14 days. I tried it on and it didn't fit, so I took it right off and brought it right back in, tags still on. The woman working there informed me that they consider it a costume item and it can't be returned. I explained that my wife didn't know it had been considered a costume and all I wanted to do was switch for a bigger size. They refused to try to help me out, and acted like I was being a jerk for asking them to consider bending the policy. I understand having a return policy, but even after she acknowledged I was just trying to switch out a brand new item for a different size she insisted that if she broke the rule this one time every customer would come in trying to return everything. The worst part was my wife called to explain what had happened, and the woman hung up on her mid sentence. Both of us were being polite and just trying to reason with her. I could have bought the same suit for half the price on Amazon, but we try to patronize local stores. What is the point if the service is rude and they refuse to help you in any way.

This is a cute little vintage shop on Magazine street in New Orleans we found while walking a bit after lunch. We love thrifting and vintage shopping, so of course we had to go in! Inside, we had to drop off our drinks and water bottles at the front counter, which I totally understand since I would hate to accidentally get something on their amazing stuff! Anyway, this store has men and women clothing from different decades! We certainly found a few items we loved! Not only do they sell clothing, but they also sell accessories to include things like shoes, jewelry, belts, hats and so much more! I think if you're in the area, you should check it out!

I came excited to sell some very nice clothes and instead got bad attitudes, ripped bags, and taken advantage of. I would give 0 stars if I could, and I will not be returning. Clothes are overpriced and size exclusive (only smalls and mediums). Even if you do decide to buy something, you can't because their card reader is broken. Don't go here if you feel like having a good day.

I had no problems when I came here. I walked in and was greeted. I asked a question and the staff member was more than happy to help. I shopped without being harassed which is what I like. I got one of their shirts that that they make for $20 and a bag (not vintage and still regular price) for $28. I googled the bag before I bought it and the brand of Fydelity mini bags cost between $26 - $60 so I didn't feel like I was robbed or got a deal. If you're in the area, definitely check it out this store. If you don't want to get something vintage then check out the shirts they make, they have tons of different designs.

Great place to sell/buy vintage clothing. Had nice stuff just not wearing so I some money and someone will enjoy.

Great selection of vintage items, a must anytime I visit NOLA. They have all inclusive sizing of vintage items and are constantly cycling new things.

Yes, most of the staff act like they hate their lives and talking to you is the worst possible task imaginable BUT they do have a great selection of clothes for Halloween, Mardi Gras, costume parties, etc. They also have tons of accessories: hats, jewelry, bags, shoes, wigs, make up, tights. The pricing is weird. Some things are truly great values while other, cheap, and used items are way overpriced. You just have to go digging for the gold amongst some trash. Funky monkey also has screen printing with a lot of nifty patterns ($20). Love my alien peace shirt!

Cool thrift store with a bunch of different stuff. Most of their items are reasonably priced, but some stuff is kinda pricey for a thrift store. Overall, there are still plenty of great funky finds.

I had the worst experience this morning. Funky monkey was on the top of my shopping list on this trip to New Orleans and it was certainly the last time I will give the owner and her rude employees that work there any of my money. I had 3 large items I wanted to try on. I was told to give my boyfriend my purse. Ok so first off let's talk about my purse. It was a small crossbody that barely could hold my wallet and phone. Not a backpack, not a tote bag but Something that I couldn't really fit my own belongings let alone try to steal any of theirs. I was told that I would have to leave my stuff at their counter if he did hold it. So let me ask you this especially to the owner whom I spoke to this morning .....you don't trust me to try on your clothes without trying to steal from you but I'm supposed to hand over my bag with my cellphone, money, ID and my personal items to you? And trust that while I'm behind a curtain that you are keeping it safe. That sounds like amazing logic! Your policy is alienating and rude. I wanted to buy handful of things in your store this morning but left because I'd rather not give your business my money. Maybe try not treating potential customers like criminals.

Everytime I'm in the area, I always drop in to my favorite clothing exchange and vintage shop. There's something there for everyone whether it's to dress up or down, new age or classic. The staff are always friendly and I can always get a great deal on a unique piece to add to my wardrobe.

This place does have some cool, vintage things. Many of the items are very overpriced, however. Unfortunately, I'm giving it 2 stars mostly due to the customer service. The girl with the blue afro is incredibly rude. I have been there on multiple occasions, and every time, she is soo rude for no reason. To the owner - this employee was so rude to not only me, but many others in the store. Tell her to not be such a mean muggin beyotch. - Negative Nancy

My family was in New Orleans visiting and stopped here at 5:40. I asked the cashier assistance to get a shirt custom made since their sign said it only took 5-10 minutes. She called another worker who had been hiding in the back. She very abruptly said my son couldn't get the screen print he wanted that was advertised as available. There was actually only about 10 available of the 50 or so advertised on the wall. He quickly selected another style and she began to make the shirt at 5:48. Yes, I checked my phone. At this point, my daughter returned with my husband from a store up the street. She also wanted a shirt and quickly chose her screen print. The worker finished my son's shirt at 5:55 and said that she refused to do another shirt because the store closed at 6. My husband asked if she was seriously refusing a sure sale as a small business, she said yes, it's just not worth it to go past 6:00. As a consumer, I recognize the absurdity of this kind of attitude. If you have the ability to shop elsewhere, I would recommend doing so, since they just don't want the business.

Well, it definitely lives up to the name. You will find some very funky finds here, but you will also be treated kind of like a monkey who has just wandered in to throw some poo - that is, the staff will avoid you at all costs. I've been in here several times and have never had a staff member greet me or offer help. If you want to try on clothes, and you have a purse or bag, you must approach an employee and surrender it to them to hold at the counter until you're done, because they don't trust you not to steal their merch, but you're supposed to trust them not to steal/riffle through/post Instagram photos of your belongings. I make sure I don't bring a purse here, but when I've needed to use a dressing room, I accusingly get asked if I have a purse or bag, as though I may be hiding an invisible one, before I'm given permission to try on my finds. That said, there is pretty cool stuff here. So many sequins! So many jumpsuits! So many velour things! So much fabulosity! But the prices...eh. They're not super crazy or anything, just higher than seems necessary for many items. $48 for a floor-length sequined dress? Sure, okay. $48 for a polyester lace-up corset top? Nope. They also have non-costume stuff, or maybe it's just costume stuff for really boring people who consider a madras shirt a dress-up item. Some of it's really cool and unique, but again, pricing is uneven. General take-away: good if you're looking for a fun costume item, but be okay with paying a bit more and interacting with surly salespeople.

We visited New Orleans for the first time a few weeks ago and while exploring Magazine Street we came across this awesome shop. I love vintage clothes from the 1970's and within minutes found the perfect shirt! The staff was incredibly friendly. They talked to us about New Orleans, the fashions in the store, they were delightful stylish young ladies. The price I paid for my shirt was very reasonable too! If you're visiting NOLA definitely go by Funky Monkey!! You will find a must-have when you do!

This has been one of my favorite vintage stores for almost 15 years now. They always have something fun and funky in store, and don't forget to check out the jewelry. Great selection of vintage tees for girls and guys as well as an awesome collection of unique outfits for the ladies. They also have great selection of cheap sunglasses and funky wigs! I always make my way back to funky monkey when I come to town.

i bought some of the coolest stuff to this place and they turned all i had down because i was black they made me feel like i wasnt shit and all my cool stuff had no value at all. please dont go here black people. they are not for us.

Don't have it together yet. Bare walls plastic tables a much of menu not available. May not make it.

First off, I went into this shop with no employee telling me there was a bag check. Went through store and found two dresses to try one, still no employee approached me. After trying on the dresses, that didn't fit I went to leave and a employee and or owner rudely told me I had to check my bag. After being in the store for 5-10 minutes I would have expected that earlier. Selection was nice and fairly priced for visible damage that wasn't repaired on the dresses I tried. Dresses did not have time era labeled on them for costumers that didn't know vintage styles and tags weren't labeled with dress measurements.

I want to like Funky Monkey more and their NOLA (and hipster) themed tshirts would normally ensure that I would, but... I don't know what's up with the staff attitude. It's difficult to get someone to assist you...in a create your own tshirt shop - sketch. And the last time I was in there with my 70+ year old Mom, they acted like she was a shoplifter. Because my Mom is a highly suspicious looking grandma. As for the vintage stuff, I've never really shopped it.

Stopped into funky monkey during my trip up and down Magazine Street. I didn't really experience any of the bad customer service that people have left reviews about, but I was kind of underwhelmed by their selection. A lot of the men's clothing wasn't actually vintage , it was just newer re-prints of band tees and also some of the designs that they print in-house (which are pretty cool). I think they should up their picking efforts to find more true vintage to stock the shelves . This is still a cool spot to check out if you're around Magazine Street.

Used to come in here for my girlfriend to costume, but now it's become one of my main stores. Love all the different shirts you can find. I love me a funky Hawaiian shirt! And I found a awesome Voltron t here that's probably my favorite shirt I have!

Best vintage store! They have a fantastic selection of vintage styles. Tops. Pants. Coats. Dresses. It's 2.5 rooms of pure treasure. I bought 10 pieces. And I'm not the only one who loves this place because store was packed with shoppers. To make it even better, there is a cigar bar right across the street so my husband was thrilled when I dropped him off while I shopped Funky Monkey for a couple of hours.

I've found something at Funky Monkey for a variety of occasions from a fun tshirt for LSU game day to a vintage black short beaded dress for a 1920s Great Gatsby party. Their stock is ever changing, and I always enjoy popping in there for a quick look-see to find something that suits my fancy. They have a handful of racks that look like market retail, a big tshirt round rack, and then a few vintage racks to look through on the girls side. They also have glittery booty shorts and some costume items for when, ya know, you feel like costuming in New Orleans (a pseudo weekly occurrence). There price range, but everything I've bought I've felt good about the value. The guys side is fun as well, and I've scooped up some retro stuff for my man that he's really liked. I've never gotten a t-shirt made, or sold clothing here, but that staff has always been kind to me. They also have some interesting vintage jewelry and good quality stockings but their styles in stock change. The dressing rooms are a little meh, and I had a kid peepin' on me once but for some of the vintage stuff, I'd definitely suggest trying on to make sure it fits. The above-mentioned black short beaded dress was a goldmine of a find at less than $50 from what I can remember and fit me like a Michael Jackson glittery glove. After having looked all day this was a total score that day, and I've worn it more than enough times to consider it a steal. It's not a one-stop shop for all your needs, but that's what the rest of Magazine is for. Come here to hopefully find that unique steal or some glittery booty shorts for your next costume for...well, Friday.

Sorry, prices are ridiculous.. You won't save a dollar here.. Good selections.. And sadly. - no greeting or acknowledgement, after 30 minutes, ..come on... Your still just a resale clothing store...lack of personality...a smile, even would help

Quirky shop perfect for those who love fun vintage style. Don't miss the vintage-inspired t-shirts!

Went into this store while killing some time on Magazine street and was one of the best decisions of the day! The store had a variety of unique clothing such as vintage band tees, costumes, wigs, vintage jewelry, unique sunglasses, bohemian two piece jump suits, and even Elton John shoes. Ended up purchasing a pair of sturdy sunglasses for $12, manatee socks, and a custom made New Orleans t-shirt. (The shirt design was pressed before me in seconds.) Only complaint would be that some of the clothing is overpriced, but you have to remember that the clothing is all very unique. Definitely would recommend if in the area!

BOOOO HISSS! Okay, so I readily admit I am not a NOLA native. I was down there visiting some friends who are, however. And this is not my first time, either, nor will it be my last. So I don't really consider myself one of those drunk-on-Bourbon-Street-every-night-Katrina-tour-taking-loudmouth-asshole types. As such, I wanted a New Orleans tee shirt that did not scream "I HAVE PARTIED IN NEW ORLEANS AND IT KICKED ASS!" I passed over some of the classics in the French Quarter - "I Got Bourbon Faced on Shit Street" and "DEA: Drunk Every Night" amongst them. In Funky Monkey, I found the perfect tee shirt - a water meter emblem. Cute, kitschy, and not crazy touristy. Alas, the only one on the rack was not my size. BUT WAIT! My boyfriend informed me that there was a sign indicating that they MAKE tee shirts! I walked into the backish area of the store and discovered a wall of tee shirts (actual shirts, not just images) as well as a blank rack of tee shirts. Among the shirts on the wall was the water meter design! Now I hate feeling like a tourist, hate looking like a tourist, and try my best o be respectful and never act like a tourist. So when I went up to the girl working behind the counter and said, "Excuse me? Are the shirts on the wall the designs you can imprint on--" I did not expect to be cut off with a curt, rude, "Mm-hm," and negative eye contact. I can't really convey the attitude without a face to face demonstration, but trust me: she was definitely privately considering just exactly how much better than me she is. Look, sister. I may be a tourist, but until you decided to treat me like something you accidentally and unfortunately stepped in, I was about to spend money in your crappy hipster store. Now I never will, no matter how many times I come to New Orleans, no matter how cool your tee shirt designs may be. Hope it was worth it.

This place is insane. Ugly secondhand clothes marked "vintage" that cost $50. Yeah, okay. When I shop at a thrift store (and that is exactly what this place is, don't let the high prices and the fancy word "consignment' trick you) I am doing so because I'm interested in saving money. I'm sorry, but you can't just slap a sticker that says "vintage from the 80's" on something and use that as an excuse to overcharge people. I guess they are targeting tourists and I'm sure some pay the prices, but if you are local, you are way better off just heading on over to the red, white and blue and searching the racks. I just don't understand where Funky Monkey gets off charging these prices when Buffalo Exchange has way better stuff, a bigger selection, is way cheaper and is located a block up.

Why, why, why the rude hipster attitude, ladies? Maybe you were hung over on a Sunday. Maybe your skinny jeans were too tight. But I have been shopping on Magazine Street since you were probably in junior high, so don't give me the rolling eyes and heavy sigh when asked a question. You work in retail, in a fun store, so why can't you be hip and happy at the same time like the great folks over at Buffalo Exchange?? It will be a while before I come back on my quest for non-mall outfits or a wig or a sly t-shirt. Have to spend some time at Rendezvous Tavern to get the bad taste out of my mouth.

I like that you can make your own T-shirts and it's easy to find fun costume accessories. Staff is awful. A.W.F.U.L. I try to avoid going there, unless for some reason I can't find what I'm looking for at Buffalo Exchange or any of the other make-your-own shirt stores in NOLA. Trying to speak to the staff is like a flashback to being made fun of by middle school bullies. The T-shirts are priced well, but everything else is $$$$.

Been shopping here for some time now. They have the best selections at Halloween and they are very helpful with the dressing rooms. I find all my accessories here. The staff can be hit or miss. Some days they are cheery and helpful. Other days, I feel like they are shunning me and I'd be doing everyone a favor if I just left... My last visit here was unimpressive. Overpriced vintage selections, and not a whole lot going on. It was lackluster. If I could rate based on their jewelry alone, I'd give it a 4. I love finding vintage, classy and out-of-the-ordinary pieces in their case up front. Their bags are pretty great, too. But the clothes? Just not in my interest - faux vintage and not the frocks I was hoping for.

Wait, no monkeys?? This was my reaction when I walked in. A very friendly man I met at the Brothers III lounge told me this was the #1 place for domestic monkey steaks. He said "if I ever buy monkey anywhere else, may Floyd Jeebus light my arse on fire." Of course, this gentleman also addressed me as "Sarah Palin" and referred to his shoes as "mars boots," but I've seen weirder stuff whilst ripped on bath salts. Anyway, Mafalda and I decided to check out Funky Monkey, even after our hopes for fresh monkey were dashed like so many worthless dingleberries in the great taint of fate. We walk in, and our senses are immediately assaulted by the melange of colors and an overriding smell of patchouli. Mafalda promptly ralphed, which is extremely problematic due to her diet - a ghastly pastiche of pure grain alcohol, the burnt catfood from Squeal BBQ, and bath salts. Well, when Mafalda's barf started eating through the ecclectic floor coverings, we had to make a hasty exit. Funky Monkey gets 5 stars from Smoky B because, even though they didn't have fresh monkey, they were very forgiving of Mafalda's upchuck.

My friends and I stopped by in search of a cute dress for a bachelorette dinner the next night. It's a fun store, full of wigs and accessories and clothes. The store is has some really cute clothes and it's hit or miss on the fit. Sadly, everything I tried didn't fit me but I do love some of the accessories they have. Their sales associates were not the most helpful. There wasn't a greeting or anything. Four girls standing in the middle of the store gossiping while we were browsing. I suppose there wasn't much going on but they didn't ask us if we needed help. It was an attitude I didn't really expect to see during my trip to NOLA.

Good selection on men's clothes. Everything was so funky and run about $10-15. Went back and got myself a cool pair of summer shorts for $18. My friend got a really hip shirt with fabric that feels amazing for $48; these look they they're made new because there are lots of the same kind on a separate rack.

I think the Funky Monkey is great! The employees are very friendly and the clothing and accessories are so cute! They have a lot of vintage items, and compared to a lot of shops on Magazine street, the prices are very reasonable. I once bought a pair of vintage Revo sunglasses from the 80's at a great price. They are my favorite pair of sunglasses. I get complimented all the time on them, and a few of my friends remembered their older siblings wearing them when we were young!

Rudest people work there and they think they are so cool. Whatever! Remind me of the obnoxious minimum wage employees who sell cosmetics in the department stores.check your egos because you are selling used clothes. Nothing great in there and they are proud of their junk. 22.00 for an old tshirt n 49.00 for old dress that was not vintage at all bc it came from Target. Fake

This is a cool place to go visit to check out the vintage things they have in. Definitely go in around Halloween, lots of interesting costumes. It's also a reasonably priced place to get t-shirts made. I brought in a shirt and got the words and designs I wanted done in no time. Also check out the tees they have in stock, definitely some interesting ones.

Great place if you are looking for a place for vintage clothes and random costumes and outfits. It has the most random stuff there, different styles of shoes, dresses, accessories, etc. This is basically a great place for you to exchange any unique outfits or clothes you have or some good basic vintage accessories. The only problem is that yes it is kind of cluttered and there are a lot of random clothes everywhere, but lately I noticed they have organized their clothes better and the place expanded a bit. Also a bit of a downside, for a thrift store and for vintage items, the clothes are tad bit overpriced. A bit too much for not so great quality on most of these items.

***CUTE***LITTLE***INEXPENSIVE***BOUTIQUE*** This store is a joy!!!I It's an average size of store and you can go through everything under 1hour easily. The garments are organized by style and color not by size which takes a little longer, but ... No worries I love shopping. Most of it is vintage there were a number of brand newitems with tags, but everything else in great/new condition. I bought a slip dress for $42 and a long black satin DVF dress for $68, love both dresses !!!! Great finds & prices!!!! The store had a pleasant vibe and my friend and me had fun shopping there. The store assistants are very friendly and helpful and I would definitely go back there and recommend it to everyone who likes funky little inexpensive boutiques which are well cared for and have a fast turnover over of garments and accessories. Enjoy!!!!

Lots of awesome vintage stuff to look through. They have a great selection of t-shirt designs too, and they'll print them on any blank tee you select while you wait. I picked a small kids pink tee for my 4 year old, and we weren't sure if the design would fit, but they made it work. The staff was very sweet and helpful.

I think this is a great place to sale unwanted clothing items. They seem to need Men's Clothing on a consistent basis and always give a fair price. The workers have a good knowledge of fashion and are always friendly. You can also pick up out of the ordinary items and costume pieces. It is a little on the "hipster" side so be prepared. No need to feel like you have to fit a mold when you stop in to the store. They treat everyone nice and will gladly take your country, preppy, hip hop, suburban, urban or granola based dollars.

I got a pair of shoes here that looked in decent condition but I was really hesitant because they were asking for $14 when the original price is $23.70. Overall, the shoe was cute so I'll just save myself $10 and get it right away. I just thought these consignment stores would be a little cheaper for the items they are turning out. I had no problems with the girls working there so customer service was okay. My friend ended up getting a dress for $10 but it was originally from Forever 21. I just usually find 2nd hand stores to have better deals.

I sell vintage clothing for a living and not impressed. Too many costumes and items that are not vintage!

I've been shopping at the Funky Monkey for many years. It's rare that I walk out of there without something that I love and usually I have to decide between several items because I know I have limited room in my closet! They also give you more cash back/store credit for the clothes you sell to them than a lot of their surrounding competitors. Also, I don't feel like I'm in a thrift store when I'm shopping in there. I feel like they have personally picked out the best of the best to offer their patrons. I've gone in the Funky Monkey for several last-minute occasions and they've always had something perfect, eclectic, and affordable for me. The buyers really know their stuff!

You can find some cute stuff here sometimes. But I recently bought an item that didn't fit right. I went to return it only to find out that all costume and resale items are final sale. There's no sign indicating this rule. The salesgirl did not inform me of it when I checked out. And generally every time I come here there's a grumpy girl behind the counter scowling as if customers are an inconvenience. They have some all right stuff sometimes but there are similar shops on magazine where you can have a much more pleasant experience. Now I'm stuck with this overpriced, ill-fitting top and the salesgirl didn't even pretend to care.

They had some cool stuff, but it was totally overpriced. Some random boutique brand maxi dress, $40. Mind you, it was used. I was excited to try the few vintage/re-sale shops on magazine, but this one disappointed me.

I really dug funky monkey. I stopped in here because my friend's GF wanted to come in. Funny how things work out as I was the one walking out having spent money. The t-shirts were what I was mostly looking at. There was a cool variety of shirts running from NO themes to Sly and the Family Stone vintage shirts. I almost pulled the trigger on a 92 Bulls Champions Shirt, but settled for a NO shirt that was a bit nonsensical. This was a fun place to stop in and grab a shirt. It wasn't the cheapest, but I could've spent a lot more if I didn't help myself.

I used to love this store until a recent visit. I had called earlier this week and was told they closed at 7. I work two jobs so it is hard for me to get anywhere on weekdays. I showed up to the store at 10 minutes until 7 on a Friday because I wanted to buy a wig I had previously seen there for a parade the next day. When I showed up, they were already closed. Not only that, but the people that work there stared at me from inside and shook their head no. I mouthed that I just wanted to buy one thing but they would not even open the door and talk to me, they just kept shaking their no even though they were supposed to be open until 7. Not good business practice to close early and then act rude about it.

New Orleanians like to get in costume for just about any reason and Funky Monkey always delivers. They have a wide range of wigs, costumes, funky accessories and just generally cool stuff, some new, some vintage. I often procrastinate on putting my costume together and Funky Monkey is always there to deliver the costume goods, even at the very last minute when everything may be picked over. You can actually buy non-costume clothes there as well. To close, It is indeed a funky and fun little store.

They had a handful of cute items and I totally would have bought a skirt from here if they hadn't insisted that I leave my purse at the counter before going into the fitting room. I think it's a bogus policy that is hostile and suspicious of the customer. If you don't trust me not to steal, why should I trust you with my bag while I'm trying on clothes? This is just not a customer-oriented practice and it makes shoppers feel like you're watching them and like they don't even want you in the store in the first place. And, I only had ONE large item to try on and a teeny tiny bag! I couldn't have stolen anything bigger than an altoid. It was bad judgment for them to insist. It was arbitrary and alienating.