Natasha T.
Yelp
If the bouncers at G-A-Y were characters in a Harry Potter book, they would be Crabbe and Goyle. Maybe even Malfoy, depending on their mood. Basically, they'd be in Slytherin, for sure. They are just the kind of people who like to monopolise and maximise the small bit of power that they actually have. Don't even bother trying to flash them a smile, you won't get anything above a grimace in return. Those who know me know that I am a polite person, who likes to hold by the old saying 'manners don't cost a thing' so I am completely perplexed as to what I can have done to make these doormen so irate towards me on several occasions. I know I am not the only victim of this!
G-A-Y's doormen have also been called into question a few times on acts of reverse discrimination. That is to say, if you don't look gay enough, you're not getting in, the phrase 'regulars only' has been bought up too often. Not only is the basic principle of this unacceptable (do you think normal clubs get away with denying entry to homosexuals?) but it's totally unfounded as it assumes that sexual identity can be recognized purely on appearance which, of course, is ridiculous.
If, you do make it inside, be prepared for pop music galore, accompanied by their music videos flashing at you from numerous television screens on the walls. It's all a bit cheesey, and just a little bit tacky. I'm not a fan. When I'm in G-A-Y I prefer to avoid all this by escaping to the smoking area on the top floor, even though I don't smoke. Oh, and there are definitely not enough toilets for such a big place with a large capacity.
So...after all my moaning, what are the redeeming features? In two words: drinks deals. Super cheap offers on drinks (and that it opens until 4am every night) mean that this place can always pull in a large crowd of customers, no matter how awful it is. On one night of the week, Monday I think, any spirit + mixer or certain alco-pops and beers are only £1, it's very dificult to argue with that when there are hundreds of thirsty, empty-pocketed students swarming around. It has become the destination of choice for 'pre-drinks'....much to my disappointment!