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This place photographs well. Period. See Trip Advisor for complaints similar to mine. I'm no princess. I'm trying to save you money.
I am horrified by what we spent on this hotel. The owner should be embarrassed. If I ran a hotel management company like Lark, I wouldn't want my name associated with a run down place like this.
The staff was outstanding. We learned they are hired by Lark. The individual owners of these properties are responsible for upkeep and maintenance. The lengths the staff had to go to to resolve customer concerns in their rooms was awful. Lark should appropriately reward them for the professional way they deal with everyone at this hotel.
Here are the things we experienced, saw ourselves, and overheard from other guests:
Our room was dingy. It was in bad need of a deep clean, especially the windows and the bathroom. The windows were nuts - most of the storm panes were broken and off their tracks, it's a wonder this isn't a safety concern for people passing below.
The bed linens were clean, but we kept finding tiny red ants in the sheets.
The bathroom was ridiculous. It didn't rise to the level of the Hampton Inn we stayed in days before, or really most of the hostels I've stayed in throughout the world. It was dank, the lighting was depressing, there was mold on the grout but especially in the corners, the floor of the shower was plastic and clearly in need of replacing because, as the staff assured us, it had been scrubbed and bleached as much as they could and the worn plastic just looked shadowy and dirty by now. The shower head was loose, and there was a big hole near its base in the wall. The wall outside the shower was damaged from it. The toilet rocked back and forth when you sat on it. The toilet paper holder fell off the wall our first use.
The real kicker was the door: it's already a small bathroom, and the owner hadn't bothered to shave the bottom of it properly to allow it to open all the way. We had to force it open to squeeze past the sink, force it closed so we could take a shower. There was no getting away with not using the door at all...
The headboard wasn't attached to the bed. In fact, part of it was attached to the floor with a screw and we couldn't figure out what happened on the other side. It wobbled and hovered at times...
Then there were the other ants. We put a small take away box in a lined trash can one evening. Next morning, there were two solid lines of ants crawling up and down the trash. When we reported this while checking out, the staff told us it was a known problem that they'd tried to treat several times.
We heard other guests talking about the cost of their room versus the quality. We heard another couple tell the front desk their toilet wasn't flushing properly. Someone else had either an ant or hornet problem, we couldn't make it out.
Breakfasts were hit or miss. A lot of good stuff, but hardly worth the price.
We loved the staff, but we did notice there were breakfast dishes in the common area when we'd arrived long past 9:00 p.m. Other parts of the place just weren't clean - rings on common area tables outside of rooms, dusty mantels, and coffee bar got kind of gross, fast. The handle on the fridge in the common area also kept falling off.
It was such an unexpected disappointment. We were SO excited to stay here, really delighted by the concept. We thought long and hard about spending the $$ because we had to book three nights due to the hotel's requirement. It's no wonder why they impose this. We would have left if we thought there was even a snowball's chance in hell we'd get some of our money back, but we were familiar with some of the online arguments either the owner or a manager had gotten into with past guests who felt ripped off for different reasons. There were enough good reviews, though, that we felt comfortable booking a room.
I don't trash a place like this unless it deserves it. I'll probably update this review with pictures of the bathroom at least. Just yuck. Not all Lark properties are like this - The Merchant in Salem, for instance, is a revelation.
I don't get the positive reviews, the ones comparing this favorably to the best places they've stayed throughout the world. I spent a night in a convent with nuns and a curfew while traveling in Florence and had a more pleasant and comfortable experience in that spare, orderly room.
We also own a place in an old, historic building in a major metropolitan area, so we know what old and well-cared for versus old and neglected look like. I don't buy that that that's part of its charm or a big part of its problems either - replace the shower stall and modern storm window panes, take care of your gross insect problem, and plane that darn door and then we can talk. Clean the baseboards. These fixes aren't even that expensive.
We feel ripped off by Gilded and think the owner, through his negligence, thumbs his nose at his high paying guest