Stella W.
Yelp
Came on a hot day to enjoy the water parks. Gilroy Gardens is a less magical version of Disneyland, with some workers there who may not really enjoy their jobs. Some parts of the facility are a little run down. For what it is (a theme park), I would rate it a 4 in terms of how much enjoyment my toddler had. But as the parent...it's a 2.5.
Parking costs $25. Upon entry, we breezed through security. I picked the line handled by an old gentleman. He saw the snacks that I packed for my toddler and didn't even question it. Just gave me a thumbs up.
The lady scanning tickets though....oh my word. She really had a stick up her rear end. My husband pulled up tickets on his phone, but apparently he gave her the wrong code to scan. She announced loudly "those don't work" and then proceeded to NOT help us anymore. Excuse me ma'am, we purchased tickets and now you're telling us they don't work? Our toddler is on the verge of throwing a tantrum because he wants to enter the park, but you are not letting us, so can you please help us find a solution? Nope. Scan tickets for other families? Yes. Help give her coworker some brochures? Yes. Help the customer LITERALLY STRUGGLING in front of you and maybe give them a hint as to why the QR code doesn't work? Nope. All she did was periodically come back and ask "did you get it yet?"
PSA #1: Your ticket is not a QR code. You have to scroll all the way down to the bottom of the email where there are individual ticket bar codes.
PSA #2: There are different water play areas for different age groups. The Water Oasis has both the infant water play area and the big kid water slides. Lakeside Splash is more suitable for toddlers age 2-8.
My toddler is only 2.5, so he is not old enough to go on the Water Oasis water slides, but too old for the infant zone to be much of a thrill. So naturally, being the danger magnet he is, he gravitated to the big colorful water structure. Biggest mistake ever. I followed him onto the stairs and while we were just standing in the middle, suddenly the giant bucket of doom at the top of the structure tips over and straight DUMPS 100 gallons of water on us. My son was shell-shocked for a good 15 minutes after that incident. Luckily, my phone was zipped up inside a waterproof belt bag, otherwise it would have been a goner. They really need to provide some sort of warning sound, like a horn or a bell, to signal that the bucket is about to tip over...even as an adult the amount of water that poured on us was not enjoyable. I can only imagine how scared my toddler felt.
PSA #3: If you see a long line for a ride, do yourself a favor and don't wait. Look for a different activity to do instead. There's plenty of kid rides that have no line.
The hot air balloon ride looked very popular, and to be honest, I wanted to try it myself. But I quickly learned that there is a "fast track" line and a "regular person" line. The ride lasts maybe 3 minutes but took forever to come to a stop to release everyone from the balloon. On top of that, some balloons were out of service. If you let all of the people in the fast track line in, that leaves maybe 3 balloons for the rest of the long regular person line to claim. Good luck entertaining your kids in the long line.
There is a train ride that has two stops. The first stop is at the front of the park next to the carnival rides. The second stop is at the back right past Lakeside Splash. We thought the line would go fast because the train has more seating, but boy were we wrong. Basically the train only loads the front half for the folks returning to station 1. Then it loads only the back half for folks wanting a round trip back to station 2. There is only one train, so the line goes VERY SLOW. It took us an hour just to get onto the ride (for a 15 min straight train ride). The views were nice, but for the wait time, not worth it in my honest opinion.
Everything on the non-water zone side of the park was perfect for the kids. They loved the mini theater singing fruits show, the giant playground, and the little kid rides. They're all slightly different versions of the same low thrill ride that spins around in a circle. There's one with a worm eating an apple, artichokes, garlic cloves, and strawberries. We did not try the swan boats on the lake. The carousel was a hit. Overall, Gilroy Gardens is a great way to entertain the family without breaking too much of the bank. We might come back again next summer, now that we are more informed on what pitfalls to avoid.